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Wally

Grassroots Motorsports Rating: 8
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Member since:
May 12, 2008
Board posts:
3220 (Let's see 'em)
Age:
33 years, 5 months
Homepage:
http://www.myspace.com/wallybus
Location:
Hyde Park, NY USA
Occupation:
Bus Dispatcher
Cars:
Interests:
loud noises, fried dough and batter, seeing how far a person can be pushed before becoming violent.

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Comments

fiat22turbo wrote: May 13, 2008 4:13 p.m.
He’s a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
Wowak wrote: May 16, 2008 3:16 a.m.
I didn’t know you’d met Wally.
GameboyRMH wrote: May 20, 2008 2:17 p.m.
We all joke about Wally, but he’s actually a hard-working, well-respected pioneer in the field of making one’s wife smell like funnel cakes.
Salanis wrote: May 20, 2008 10 p.m.
Do ya see that spoon he’s got there? I hear he carved it… out of an even bigger spoon.
JmfnB wrote: Jun 20, 2008 7:24 a.m.
Ten thousand heads of cattle were slaughtered to create this super hero we call Wally. Slaughtered processed and grilled. “Why all the carnage?” you ask? Because he was hungry.
Wowak wrote: Jun 24, 2008 1:35 p.m.
Wally keeps the buses running on time with an iron fist. Literally, his fist is made of iron.
EastCoastMojo wrote: Sep 5, 2008 7:18 p.m.
I remember a time when I could shop for lingerie and not have visions of Wally trying it on.

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