I almost had you! You never had your car... 2021 Challenge Drag Race trash talk thread.

While y'all were in here jawing I found at least an easy 100hp for my Challenge car. 

In reply to Stampie (FS) :

Mine looks almost exactly like that.

I'll bring the popcorn. 

In reply to Stampie (FS) :

My nitrous setup is so much better looking than yours... It is almost like we are comparing beards! 

In reply to QuasiMofo (John Brown) Forum Supporter :

You can see a nice setup when I park on Saturday. Until then, you can admire my taillights while I walk around you on half as many cylinders. 

eastsideTim said:

nocones said:

I'm just hopping my Drag time is has a 2nd number smaller then 4.

If I gut the Impala, and sell enough to stuff nitrous in it, I might get into the 13s

I think this is a thread for E36 M3 talking, not just outright fantasy. Even with a trunk big enough for 6 dead hookers there isn't enough room for a big enough bottle.

In reply to Stampie (FS) :

Just 100hp? 

Laughs in Turbo. 

slowbird said:

I wanna see someone win the drag race with a 4-cylinder. I'll buy a pizza for whoever pulls that off.

But it won't be me because my four-cylinder cars are too slow! Ha!

(Okay, still not good at the trash talking I guess. )

There's a knife coming to this gunfight 

In reply to tb (minimally supportive) :

Pretty don't win races.

In reply to surfshibby07:

I'm sorry you have to compensate for your lack of skill at making light weight race cars.

In reply to Stampie (FS) :

True. I do, however, have other hobbies that last for more than 12 seconds. 

In reply to tb (minimally supportive) :

Speak for yourself...

In reply to captdownshift (Forum Supporter) :

berkeley, that is a Disturbing image. Not the first time I have seen someone violate a car, but definitely the funniest. 

And I never said A LOT more than 12 seconds...

Laughs in laughing gas

im hoping for that 125 shot, not blowing the welds on the plastic intake and still not be that fast 

I just need more turbo...

#500hpturbo2pt3

Just need the crappy m12 head bolts to not stretch at 30psi...

Stampie (FS) said:

While y'all were in here jawing I found at least an easy 100hp for my Challenge car. 

 

I'm still waiting to see something even resembling a car emerge from your accumulation of junkyard sprees. Yes I will keep pressuring you until I see results!

Your nitrous can't compete

In reply to TheV8Kid :

i love this thing. and the twin turbo wheelie machine lol

In reply to TheV8Kid :

Man I've always wanted to build a fast one of these I love these wagons

In reply to maschinenbau (I live here) :

Wait for it ... still need front and trans before I start laying things out.

In reply to Stampie (FS) :

With little stampie pushing you around everywhere, I don't see how some dirty solenoids are going to add 100 anything. 

In reply to Robbie (Forum Supporter) :

You’ve obviously never seen a 13 year old on the gas. 

Are we done talking trash already? How about side action?

If you are bringing a car with 4 cylinders or around 2 liters then let's make this interesting... anyone?

In reply to tb (minimally supportive) :

Make it interesting...by engine swapping with something that makes power?

In reply to maschinenbau (I live here) :

I will, but not this year. I have nothing against smaller engines, and it will make enough power to be fun.

tb (minimally supportive) said:

Are we done talking trash already? How about side action?

 

If you are bringing a car that's not really competitive then let's make this interesting... anyone?

FTFY