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Sept. 17, 2009 12:57 p.m. RossD HalfDork

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1987 nissan 200sx se v6 rare car 750 or best offer very open (little chute )

Date: 2009-09-17, 12:15PM CDT Reply to: sale-msjta-1379092162@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

well i need some cash its a 5 speed sporty car , its great on gas about 350 miles on a full tank very quick on the roads could use some tuff love care its got some rust but it easy to work with. new plugs and wires tires are good it cost about 25 dollars for a full tank its a great car lol lot of fun i tune the transmission so the frist 3 gears are set drag and it top speed is about 137.5 this car has lots of balls .. it been modfied also it well shoot some flames out of the ehuast pretty cool feature also comes there a very good sysytem in car i pounds like crazey it kenwood exlon and some two 12 inch mtx thunder mangauim sub woofers it only comeing wth system for a 1000 . also has a b and m shift kit new clucth and oil is ony 200 miles on it if i i get 1000 or 900 i will include the stero so give me a call or email 9207071615 or 9202091615
Sept. 17, 2009 1:36 p.m. RogerB HalfDork

RossD wrote: it been modfied also it well shoot some flames out of the ehuast pretty cool feature

SWEET!!!

That made my head hurt.
Sept. 17, 2009 1:51 p.m. zoomx2 Reader

I promise that in no way is that post a representation of the school system in WI. We do teach our kids much better grammar than that.
Sept. 17, 2009 2:34 p.m. John Brown MegaDork

I wants has b and m shift kit and a new clutch.
Sept. 17, 2009 3:25 p.m. skruffy Dork

So, is the car $750, $900, or $1000?

Or, what kind of dumbass thinks he can get the highest of three prices listed in an ad?
Sept. 17, 2009 3:26 p.m. RossD HalfDork

His price is as scattered as his brain.
Sept. 17, 2009 5:36 p.m. pete240z Dork

Once I had a guy standing in my driveway after the test drive tell me he would give me $1,700 or $1,800 for my 1986 Pontiac Grand Am SE.

ME: "Uh, I will let it go for $1,800."

What idiot would take the lesser amount?
Sept. 18, 2009 10:20 a.m. Armitage Reader

RossD wrote:

His price is as scattered as his brain.

This ad is your brain on drugs...
Sept. 18, 2009 1:33 p.m. andrave Reader

he clearly says he will take $750 or $1000 or maybe $900 if he includes the thumpin system.

I wonder if its a 2.0 or a 1.8 or a 3.0. And if its a coupe or a hatch.

And how you can put a shift kit in a manual transmission.

And how he modified the gear ratios.