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  • sporqster

    Dec. 28, 2011 10:08 a.m. sporqster New Reader

    Here is all the stuff I am currently or will soon be scrapping to open up a little more of my $2012 budget. All are 'best offer' unless otherwise noted.

    All this stuff is in Evansville, Indiana.

    1997 Lincoln Continental, minus all the parts that make the front wheels turn. Body is in reasonably good shape. See the Craigslist Ad: http://evansville.craigslist.org/pts/2771334739.html

    1.6 CVH 4-cylinder from 1986 Ford Escort, with collection of carbs, minus oil pan. Previous owner told me it was a rebuilt motor with 46k miles on the rebuild, but had no documentation to back it up. Runs OK. Burns more fuel than I would expect it to, so something might not be exactly right. Moves the car along pretty good though for a CVH motor, and fires up with just a bump of the key.

    1986 Ford Escort "L" Interior. It is in surprisingly good shape, blue. Dash has bad cracks. Tore the headliner getting it out. Seats and carpet are really nice though. Has all the cargo cover bits in tact.

    Rims and tires for 1986 Ford Escort- tires all look 90%+ tread.

    Side and rear glass for 1986 Ford Escort, rear has defrost.

  • Dec. 28, 2011 11:37 a.m. spitfirebill SuperDork

    I would consider it a personal favor if you would throw a stick on dynamite in the Lincoln.

  • Dec. 28, 2011 12:46 p.m. EvanR Reader

    Wait. You have a Lincoln body and an Escort engine? Are you stuffing a Lincoln engine into an ESCORT??

  • 92CelicaHalfTrac

    Dec. 28, 2011 12:48 p.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

    EvanR wrote:

    Wait. You have a Lincoln body and an Escort engine? Are you stuffing a Lincoln engine into an ESCORT??

    I don't think that would be "stuffing." An Escort CVH into a Lincoln would be the proverbial "hot dog down a hallway."

  • Dec. 28, 2011 1:11 p.m. EvanR Reader

    92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:

    EvanR wrote:

    Wait. You have a Lincoln body and an Escort engine? Are you stuffing a Lincoln engine into an ESCORT??

    I don't think that would be "stuffing." An Escort CVH into a Lincoln would be the proverbial "hot dog down a hallway."

    Um, no. He's selling the Lincoln body, which means he's keeping the engine. He's selling an Escort engine, which means he's keeping the body. Hence, Lincoln engine in Escort body.

  • 92CelicaHalfTrac

    Dec. 28, 2011 1:12 p.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

    EvanR wrote:

    92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:

    EvanR wrote:

    Wait. You have a Lincoln body and an Escort engine? Are you stuffing a Lincoln engine into an ESCORT??

    I don't think that would be "stuffing." An Escort CVH into a Lincoln would be the proverbial "hot dog down a hallway."

    Um, no. He's selling the Lincoln body, which means he's keeping the engine. He's selling an Escort engine, which means he's keeping the body. Hence, Lincoln engine in Escort body.

    Boy did i ever screw THAT up.

  • sporqster

    Dec. 28, 2011 3:27 p.m. sporqster New Reader

    Yes, Lincoln 4.6 modular in back of Escort, Contour Zetec in the front. Don't tell me why it WON'T work, I ain't listening.

  • kazoospec

    Dec. 28, 2011 3:54 p.m. kazoospec Reader

    Sounds awesome. BTW: nobody on here is going to tell you it won't work. We just want you to film it because success or failure, it'll be spectacular.

  • 92CelicaHalfTrac

    Dec. 28, 2011 3:59 p.m. 92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork

    sporqster wrote:

    Yes, Lincoln 4.6 modular in back of Escort, Contour Zetec in the front. Don't tell me why it WON'T work, I ain't listening.

    Oh my.

    I never would have called that.

  • jrw1621

    Dec. 28, 2011 6:52 p.m. jrw1621 SuperDork

    Clearly what is needed when you have a 8 cyl in the rear is 4 more cyl up front.
    12 cyl total.

    MOST IMPRESSIVE
    Plans are to go for The ToC (Trifecta of Crap) and beyond. I applaud you!
    http://www.littlelamborghini.com/

  • JoeyM

    Dec. 28, 2011 9:16 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    I approve of this plan.

  • Dec. 29, 2011 8:20 a.m. Knurled Dork

    sporqster wrote:

    1997 Lincoln Continental, minus all the parts that make the front wheels turn.

    ..

    1.6 CVH 4-cylinder from 1986 Ford Escort, with collection of carbs, minus oil pan.

    You. Magnificent. Bastard.

  • 16vCorey

    Dec. 30, 2011 8:39 a.m. 16vCorey SuperDork

    For the record, this is what we did to the last '86 Escort to cross us. And it's only getting more obsurd. We won't be happy until the entire car is made of engine.

  • J308

    Dec. 30, 2011 5:53 p.m. J308 New Reader

    sporqster wrote:

    Yes, Lincoln 4.6 modular in back of Escort, Contour Zetec in the front. Don't tell me why it WON'T work, I ain't listening.

    I don't know what I'm more amazed by: Your give-nay-damn attitude or that you think anyone here would tell you why it won't work!

    Good luck to you sir. +1 on video.

  • SilverFleet

    Dec. 30, 2011 10:43 p.m. SilverFleet HalfDork

    Oh my.... this is awesome.

  • Hungary Bill

    Jan. 1, 2012 4:39 a.m. Hungary Bill Reader

    16vCorey wrote:

    We won't be happy until the entire car is made of engine.

    Quote of the year!

  • Jan. 1, 2012 4:47 a.m. Knurled Dork

    The front is engine, the back is engine, even the doors are engine!

    Careful when you sit down, though - that's engine too.

 
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