Sorry for breaking the forum rules, but I didn't think this fit under the "racingjunk.com" banner either.
(BTW, it's 4.1.11)
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April 1, 2011 1:01 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork
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April 1, 2011 1:03 p.m. JtspellS Reader
Maroon92 wrote:
If you want to pay me 45000 dollars, the job is yours, i will quit this afternoon!
K how about $45 and a MS3?
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April 1, 2011 1:18 p.m. Brotus7 Reader
JtspellS wrote:
Maroon92 wrote:
If you want to pay me 45000 dollars, the job is yours, i will quit this afternoon!
K how about $45 and a MS3?
I'll see your $45 and raise you a PS3
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April 1, 2011 2:04 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
Threadjack...
I will offer the same deal PLUS a doting wife, two adorable boys ages 2 and 8, plus one miserable ex-wife and a thankless 22 year old girl, a mobile home in the farmland of Michigan, a 140K mile Volkswagen Jetta GLI, a career as a service writer in a dead end facility, and the #1 post count on the GRM forum.
$25,000 firm
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April 1, 2011 3:50 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork
John Brown wrote:
Threadjack...
I will offer the same deal PLUS a doting wife, two adorable boys ages 2 and 8, plus one miserable ex-wife and a thankless 22 year old girl, a mobile home in the farmland of Michigan, a 140K mile Volkswagen Jetta GLI, a career as a service writer in a dead end facility, and the #1 post count on the GRM forum.
$25,000 firm
How dare you undercut me so far! Fine, as with everything I do, I will price match my nationally advertised competitors.
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April 1, 2011 4:07 p.m. mndsm SuperDork
Eh, as long as we're all selling-
I propose a trade. I've got a dead end job at a health insurance company, an MS3, a Cooper S, a Taurus, and a Prism, (And a volare if you got a chainsaw an' a way into that barn). I have a wife who's halfway done being pregnant, no debt other than the cars, no house, one of the most ridiculous gaming collections you've ever see, a website, maybe two depending on my mood, sponsors, my name on the side of Keith's race car, no drug or drinking habits, some cash in the bank, and a hatred of winter. I'd like to trade for a NOT pregnant wife, a Miata with an LS1 in it, a trip to Japan, and/or a job that won't kill me. May consider parting out if the offer is fair.... prefer to sell as one lot. Cash offers along my cohorts lines entertained.
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April 1, 2011 6:44 p.m. Greg Voth HalfDork
Tell me more about this 68 Mustang. Is it in ATL or Michigan?
I am about to get waist deep into a 68 Mustang with my friend and figure it may be worth looking into.
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April 1, 2011 9:08 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork
It's in Michigan. Ironically it is originally from Atlanta. I bought it from a guy in south Atlanta when I was still living in Michigan.
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April 2, 2011 6:37 a.m. minimac SuperDork
Remember, there is a $2011 limit here. Now about that 34 y.o. girlfriend.........
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April 2, 2011 10:05 a.m. Grtechguy SuperDork
Whats the story with your TR's?
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April 2, 2011 10:15 a.m. Graefin10 New Reader
I sold my life 16 yrs. ago. Good move actually.
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April 2, 2011 12:58 p.m. joey48442 SuperDork
John Brown wrote:
Threadjack...
I will offer the same deal PLUS a doting wife, two adorable boys ages 2 and 8, plus one miserable ex-wife and a thankless 22 year old girl, a mobile home in the farmland of Michigan, a 140K mile Volkswagen Jetta GLI, a career as a service writer in a dead end facility, and the #1 post count on the GRM forum.
$25,000 firm
T-1 is eight? T-2 is two? Crap!
I'll take the uGLI.
Joey
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April 3, 2011 12:03 a.m. Mental SuperDork
How about a temp swap?
Great job in a growth industry, LOTS of travel. I just need someone in my life for the next few months. It will require a haircut for most of you, and you better be able to pass the USAF Fitness test, yes, it is much easier than the Marines and harder than the Navy's. It does come with a loving doting Latina wife you will not have access to (and she might have an affair with you while you are me and I am you, sorry) a fleet of fantasitic cars (MG Midget, El Camino, 911, Miata, G35) you can't drive, amazing motorcycles you can't ride (BMW, GSXR 1000, R6, DR400, Vino Scooter) as well as a Ford van for hauling, 2 non-running project cars and twice that many bikes! None of which, you will be able to touch.
Plus, while here, you get access to my exclusive wardrobe of polyester T-Shirts and shorts, nomex jammies, you very own reflective belt and not one, but 2, count 'em 2! beers each day!
How much would you pay for that? Don't answer yet, becuase you still get my awesome hair (seriously, it is awesome), a truely great callsign (you will be expected to maintian, I have a reputation you know) and the chance to shed pounds and lose inches.
In return, while I have your life, you'll get a reputation as a great lover (well with the previously mentioned doting latina anyway) a record of smart assed comments at work, a higher post count, and tutorage in Venture Brothers trivia, Command and Control and a larger collection of oddball machines in your garage and driveway.
You can't lose!!!!!!!
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April 3, 2011 12:46 a.m. Sonic Dork
Aww Mental. We Mental, can't wait until you are back stateside and running in our LeMons car. Come back safe.
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April 3, 2011 9:48 p.m. SVreX SuperDork
Mental:
I tip my hat in gratitude for your service.
I've got my own Latina wife, so I won't be needing yours.
But know that you are greatly appreciated, and come back safe.
