Grtechguy MegaDork
March 20, 2017 12:22 p.m.

NMNA But looks interesting enough. I'm sure the guy things it's worth many times what it is.

https://grandrapids.craigslist.org/bar/6051099890.html

Cooter HalfDork
March 20, 2017 12:35 p.m.
Delusional Seller said: Will trade for a v8 jet boat with or without engine or a nice running Harley I know what it's worth

"Nice Running Harley"???

Talk about a unicorn...

4cylndrfury MegaDork
March 20, 2017 12:43 p.m.
Cooter wrote:
Delusional Seller said: Will trade for a v8 jet boat with or without engine or a nice running Harley I know what it's worth

"Nice Running Harley"???

Talk about a unicorn...

patgizz UltimaDork
March 20, 2017 1:17 p.m.

Somehow i think my offer of a bag of pizza rolls would be turned down

4cylndrfury MegaDork
March 20, 2017 1:28 p.m.

Man, I dunno...have you ever deep fried Pizza Rolls? If I were hungry enough...

ultraclyde UberDork
March 20, 2017 1:48 p.m.
4cylndrfury wrote:
Cooter wrote:
Delusional Seller said: Will trade for a v8 jet boat with or without engine or a nice running Harley I know what it's worth

"Nice Running Harley"???

Talk about a unicorn...

I know what you have too. Tetanus.

dculberson PowerDork
March 20, 2017 1:50 p.m.

"I know what it's worth" is almost invariably said by people that do not, in fact, know what it's worth.

NGTD UberDork
March 20, 2017 3:00 p.m.
dculberson wrote: "I know what it's worth" is almost invariably said by people that do not, in fact, know what it's worth.

That is definitely "Say what" worthy right there! And so very true.

March 20, 2017 3:09 p.m.

Looks like it also has the best seats a LeBaron could provide too.

Klayfish UberDork
March 20, 2017 7:10 p.m.

I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say the FoST in the background isn't this dudes DD.

paranoid_android74 UltraDork
March 20, 2017 7:51 p.m.

First rule of say what...

NGTD wrote:
dculberson wrote: "I know what it's worth" is almost invariably said by people that do not, in fact, know what it's worth.

That is definitely "Say what" worthy right there! And so very true.

GTXVette HalfDork
March 20, 2017 7:57 p.m.

A jet boat hull is the cheap way but really 3 grand isn't out of the question unless it has a vw in it some had the caddy or tornado engine trans combo and were quick, but tail heavy

NGTD UberDork
March 20, 2017 11:20 p.m.

Yeah, I know!

paranoid_android74 wrote: First rule of say what...
NGTD wrote:
dculberson wrote: "I know what it's worth" is almost invariably said by people that do not, in fact, know what it's worth.

That is definitely "Say what" worthy right there! And so very true.

Grtechguy MegaDork
March 21, 2017 6:00 a.m.

I did email the seller. claims its a 67 Kelmark II (wiki says the Kelmark II was from 74?) and has VW running gear.

When I asked what value he had on it, all he said was trades.

so.....half of a moldy cheese sandwich?

OHSCrifle Dork
March 21, 2017 6:08 a.m.

Is an immobile car really that "hard to find"?

lrrs Reader
March 21, 2017 6:09 a.m.

In reply to Grtechguy:

Being a non-runner, needing floors and looking at the two pics included, I'd value it about 2k, tops. I paid $4,500 for mine it was a runner and street ready. In the 4 years I have had it I put about 8000 miles on it. It's currently undergoing an ej22 swap. Hope to be ready when the snow melts in a couple weeks.

This one looks to be an earlier model/build based on the door handles but not an extremely early model. The 67 is most likely the year of the bug chassis that it's built on. I believe mine was built around 86 but it's registered as a 73 due to the bug chassis.

volvoclearinghouse UltraDork
March 21, 2017 6:25 a.m.

I once offered a guy a six pack of Budweiser and a carton of Pall Malls for a disco-era Camaro*. You gotta know your demographic when dealing with sellers.

*camero

racerdave600 SuperDork
March 21, 2017 11:15 a.m.
dculberson wrote: "I know what it's worth" is almost invariably said by people that do not, in fact, know what it's worth.

So true! I usually pass right over those when I see it. They in fact are clueless about value. Makes you question most of their life choices at that moment too.

NickD SuperDork
March 21, 2017 1:30 p.m.

The owner seems like kind of a tool, but looking at this car, well maybe not this car but the Kelmark, I see potential for some cool stuff. As far as kit cars go, it's got some cool lines.

GTXVette HalfDork
March 21, 2017 2:43 p.m.
lrrs wrote: In reply to Grtechguy: Being a non-runner, needing floors and looking at the two pics included, I'd value it about 2k, tops. I paid $4,500 for mine it was a runner and street ready. In the 4 years I have had it I put about 8000 miles on it. It's currently undergoing an ej22 swap. Hope to be ready when the snow melts in a couple weeks. This one looks to be an earlier model/build based on the door handles but not an extremely early model. The 67 is most likely the year of the bug chassis that it's built on. I believe mine was built around 86 but it's registered as a 73 due to the bug chassis.

So I was Close, and not Downing the Bug engine 'Cause back then your engine options were VERY Limited. today with all the Amazing FWD combo's that can be Literaly Dropped in the back that could be Bad As heck. and the newer bug frame as in mid 70's not 60's

lrrs Reader
March 21, 2017 4:33 p.m.
NickD wrote: The owner seems like kind of a tool, but looking at this car, well maybe not *this* car but the Kelmark, I see potential for some cool stuff. As far as kit cars go, it's got some cool lines.

One of these bodies on an 818 chassis would do it for me and has been a thought in my head since purchasing mine, well, maybe before the purchase too.

wlkelley3 UltraDork
March 21, 2017 7:16 p.m.

Yeah, I always laugh when I see "I know what it is and know what it's worth". Yeah, maybe you know what a fully restored show room condition one may be worth but your hasn't run in a decade missing pieces is worth scrap. Even less to me. Or the guy trying to sell a 4-door base edition for what a 2-door coupe factory hot rod is worth. Yeah, dream on. It's only worth what somebody is willing to pay for it.

I do agree that a Kelmark with a sideways modern powertrain would be awesome though. Looks like it is already close to being setup for mid-engine, looks like it has the room. If it wasn't so far away, might offer $50 as that's what I paid for my 63 Midget.

GTXVette HalfDork
March 21, 2017 7:29 p.m.

Kit cars can be cool In 69-70 we built a Jamican on A AH 3000 frame with a cobra spec.289 It's still BA. last year I built a 65 cobra 427 with a unique kit it's super bad. that Kelmark looks rough but has Mucho Potential but is worth about 2000.00 bucks maybe a tad more.

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