jeeeez this guy is brutal. NMNA
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/d/1998-ferrari-escort-se/6637609112.html
Very rare Ferrari Escort SE
It's a five speed so you will have to put your beer down to be able to text and drive
It acts like a two stroke so it burns through oil like its a fresh pack of Newports
It's got dents and scrapes because bumpin' is racin'
Cat back exhaust with a 5" tip that dumps out the side so everyone can hear how big your "D" is
Load this bad boy up with you and three fat chicks and this thing scrapes pavement like a bagged '64 impala
Custom O.D.C.R. system (on demand coal roal)
Has in dash dart holster (DARTS ARE NOT INCLUDED)
The front end is just like my women... loose
FM radio doesn't work but the aux still plays straight fire
The windshield is cracked from women literally throwing themself on the car just to try to get a ride in it
The motor mounts are shot so the engine shakes more than Marty Mcfly
The only downside is you have to constantly clean out women's underwear and dry out the cloth seats
220,000 miles of chasin' tail
Make an offer or trade
For the right price I'll even through in a cup holder full of change!
I actually wanted to see the vehicle.
