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  • carguy123

    Nov. 30, 2011 5:14 p.m. carguy123 SuperDork

    ?The dispute has been caused by F1's decision to scrap a previous contract it had with Tavo Hellmund, a former race driver with long family ties to Ecclestone who was originally granted the right to stage the U.S. Grand Prix.

    The deal with Hellmund was recently canceled over a contract breach, and F1 officials instead have been negotiating with Circuit of the Americas."

    F1 Austin

  • iceracer

    Nov. 30, 2011 5:30 p.m. iceracer SuperDork

    Anyone taking bets.?

  • Winston

    Nov. 30, 2011 7:43 p.m. Winston Reader

    Dude, F1 - Austin, TX will TOTALLY happen.

  • carguy123

    Nov. 30, 2011 9:19 p.m. carguy123 SuperDork

    Dude, that's gonna hurt!

  • 7pilot

    Dec. 1, 2011 7:55 a.m. 7pilot Reader

    No $$ to BE, No F1.

    m

  • iceracer

    Dec. 1, 2011 8:55 a.m. iceracer SuperDork

    Heard there was another weeks extension.

  • nderwater

    Dec. 1, 2011 10:02 a.m. nderwater SuperDork

    Bernie didn't get to be a billionaire by accident. Everyone has to pay to play in F1.

  • docwyte

    Dec. 1, 2011 10:02 a.m. docwyte Reader

    This isn't going to happen, just like the NJ race won't happen.

  • kreb

    Dec. 1, 2011 10:08 a.m. kreb SuperDork

    LeMons to Save Cancelled Texas F1 Race !

    London, England--As 2012's Austin TX Formula One race evaporated this week, 24 Hours of LeMons stepped in to save the USGP by adding an F1 class to its upcoming February 11-12 Texas World Speedway event. The series will waive its $500-or-less rule for F1 entries, reasoning that the cars will be worth less than $500 after the race.

    "According to Bernie Ecclestone, the Austin deal collapsed over money," said LeMons Chief Perpetrator Jay Lamm, "specifically the State of Texas's failure to deliver a $25 million licensing fee to F1 by November 30th. Thus, opening our February race at Texas World Speedway to Formula One cars will simultaneously rescue the US Grand Prix and save Texas taxpayers a cool $24,999,500."

    The group concedes that putting modern F1 cars and execreble jalopies on the same track raises organizational issues. LeMons' umbrella girls, for example, will have to lose an average of 17 pounds and 68 IQ points to meet current F1 standards. Similarly, while F1 rules prohibit tobacco advertising, LeMons happily accepts money from cigar makers, crack dealers, animal pornographers, blood-diamond sellers, and Members of Congress. ("The trouble," says Lamm, "is that the bastards ain't offering.") And several F1 pilots, most notably Massa, Hamilton, and Kobayashi, will have to take lessons in non-contact racedriving before being allowed on a LeMons track.

  • Dec. 1, 2011 10:52 a.m. petegossett SuperDork

    In reply to kreb:

    That was awesome!!!

  • monark192

    Dec. 1, 2011 11:07 a.m. monark192 HalfDork

    By the time I got to "... and members of congress" i was laughing out loud.

  • Raze

    Dec. 1, 2011 11:17 a.m. Raze SuperDork

    In reply to kreb:

    You rule...

  • 4cylndrfury

    Dec. 1, 2011 12:09 p.m. 4cylndrfury SuperDork

  • Javelin

    Dec. 1, 2011 12:35 p.m. Javelin SuperDork

    Marketing genius by the LeMons guys!

  • Shaun

    Dec. 1, 2011 12:48 p.m. Shaun HalfDork

    I hope Al Davis Bernie Ecclestone end up fighting over the same patch of hell.

  • Brotus7

    Dec. 1, 2011 12:58 p.m. Brotus7 Reader

    Raze wrote:

    In reply to kreb:

    You rule...

    I've been waiting for Jay's email to resurface somewhere. I was laughing my ass off when I read that yesterday.

  • Cone_Junky

    Dec. 1, 2011 1:34 p.m. Cone_Junky HalfDork

    LeMons saves the day

 
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