the new Mazdaspeed 3. there's one at the local Mazda dealership, and at ~$23K it's an absolute steal, considering it is the second most powerful car Mazda makes, and it sits roughly where the cost of a new Cooper S would be. the only thing holding me back is the fact that insurance on it would be murderous, compared to even a JCW Mini.
also, by the same tolken, a new Subaru WRX 5-door. ~$24K before options, AWD, fast, bred from rally cars, and the insurance companies are well aware of the last three on that list.
and there's no way I could forget the usual Miatas and gen 1 MR2s and all the various kit cars (Meyers Manx, Bruton Stalker V6, FM Westfield, FFR Cobra, etc.), for the insurance cost reasons as well as the fact that nothing on that list is very practical and with the POSSIBLE exception of the Manx, nothing on that list could carry a mountain bike