So we've had the thread about funny things your significant other has said about cars, but what about when you are "speaking car" and someone doesn't realize it? Someone here has a signature that has something to do with flashing trannies. Perfect example. Anyway, here's mine.
Driving down the street with my girlfriend riding shotgun, I happen to see a beautiful early '70s MG Midget. It was black, had the chrome spoke wheels, and was pretty much flawless. Anyway, out of nowhere I say "That's a sexy midget!". The look I got was priceless.
When I was in first or second grade, my older sister (she's 10 years older) got her first car, a turd brown mid '70s Audi Fox. One day on the playground at school, I happen to see her driving down the street. So I excitingly tell all my friends, "Hey, see that brown Fox, that's my sister!". At the same time, in the same general direction, there was a middle aged african-american woman walking down the sidewalk. All my friends started laughing hysterically and thought I was nuts.
