You have to understand, my wife is the epitome of 'girly' so all this is made more funny in that vein...
1) I don't want a girly SUV, I want a Land Rover or I want an armored truck, but only if it has that huge grill thing on the front so I can push other cars out of my way. (this was a pretty proud moment for me)
2) You can't buy a Miata, you're not gay. (Sorry bout that one, not intending offense, every time I try and explain the merits of that car, that's her response, guess I'll have to buy a Fiat 
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3) Why don't you sell your truck and buy a Lotus? (she says to someone who financed a Ranger but knows I burn to drive a fun car again...)
4) If I won a ...insert exotic car here... I'd sell it, and buy a Land Rover. (I think I'd sell it and keep the cash!)
5) If you get a convertible we can put hats, goggles and scarves on the poodles and go for rides! (yes dear, the only reason I bought and restored this classic is so the poodles could go for rides!)
6) Don't wash or wax my car, it's a lease, I'm throwing it away in a year anyway. (She leased it before we got married)
7) I wish I had a Jeep so I could take it up to NC and go on trails with other Jeeps. (I'm getting her a Jeep when her lease is up)
EDIT: she saw this and made me add the following:
8) You can have my garage space if we buy this house (said about the house we closed on last month, god I love my wife 
the Merkur is indeed in her spot)
9) Upon talking trucks with my cousin-in-law over some beers, I mention I want a Dually, he looks at my wife and asks her rather skeptically if she's approved of this plan to which she says yes! You should have seen the look on his face when he turned to his wife, it was like he was half crying, half pleading with her and he wined "If Jeff gets a Dually why can't I have a Dually?!"
