A true GRM'er?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/cto/1438414159.html
some highlights:
"no gas gauge (I use the trip odometer, like all manly men do)"
"some might say--though I am not among them--that this car could use a paint job"
"D.C. claims this car has a loose bumper, I claim it has a plastic bumper that flexed when they pressed on it (D.C. also claimed this car had a rusty quarter panel... one problem... they're plastic)"
"interior smells like the 80s, in both a figurative and a literal sense"
"battery bay rusted out, I jerry-rigged an arrangement with bungee cords"
"no trunk lock... this car includes a Trunk Popper, a.k.a., long screwdriver"
