Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:20 a.m. mistanfo Dork
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:22 a.m. CagleRacing New Reader
Are we talking level load in the bed or total capacity w/o driver. If w/o driver, I'll assume the Ridgeline is in tow.
Mmmm, bacon.
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:24 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork
And all those comedians out of work......
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:25 a.m. nocones Reader
The good thing is I don't think you could carry a Canoe.
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:28 a.m. nocones Reader
CagleRacing wrote:
If w/o driver, I'll assume the Ridgeline is in tow.
Mmmm, bacon.
And obviously behind a REAL truck. Beware though, the sides of the bed will buckle with excessive bacon loading on that there ridgeline.
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:31 a.m. JFX001 Dork
On the highway...or just across the yard?
We using the trunk too?
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:34 a.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager
Stupid question: only 'mericans can eat that much bacon, and a real 'merican would have a real truck.
Margie
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:36 a.m. Tetzuoe Reader
interior or no interior, cause thats a lot of bacon... if you were permitted to ride it like a giant motorized bacon slab, steering would be accomplished with a clever system of ropes and pulleys. Think Dune, but bacon.. and wheels.. and no sand.
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:40 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork
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Jan. 12, 2010 12:34 p.m. mistanfo Dork
Oddly enough, I don't think that bacon is a strictly American thing. I am Canadian (actually, dual now), and have eaten bacon my entire life. I think that I ate the most bacon while living in England. Seemed that bacon washed down with beer was a huge portion of my diet.
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Jan. 12, 2010 2:12 p.m. ultraclyde Reader
bacon washed down with beer
winwinwinwinwinwinwinwin
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Jan. 12, 2010 2:15 p.m. slefain Dork
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Jan. 12, 2010 4:29 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork
Needs more chicken liver...or cookie dough ice cream...or both.
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Jan. 12, 2010 4:43 p.m. mndsm HalfDork
Is the bacon still on the animal? Cooked? Raw? Chopped fine? Thick slicecd?
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Jan. 12, 2010 6:36 p.m. billy3esq Dork
How much bacon can you put in the bed of the Ridgeline and still be able to access the spare?
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Jan. 12, 2010 7:44 p.m. wbjones HalfDork
mistanfo wrote: Seemed that bacon washed down with beer was a huge portion of my diet.
^ yumyumyumym
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Jan. 12, 2010 9:01 p.m. ignorant SuperDork
only back bacon rides in a real truck with a blow up sheep in the passenger seat....
(it gets lonely out there in real truck land)
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Jan. 12, 2010 9:35 p.m. Woody SuperDork
slefain wrote:
We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O, pal.
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Jan. 12, 2010 10:24 p.m. maroon92 SuperDork
Wiki said:
Hogzilla is the name given to a wild hog hybrid that was shot and killed in Alapaha, Georgia, United States, on June 17, 2004 by Chris Griffin
This guy?
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:01 p.m. aussiesmg SuperDork
all of them
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Jan. 12, 2010 11:42 p.m. Stuc HalfDork
...of African or European bacon?
Specs say 1546 lbs of either... although I'm not saying for which year model nor where I got the specs because it's irrelevant! (I made them up)
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Jan. 13, 2010 12:34 a.m. Jamesc2123 Reader
the last time i traveled with that much bacon i pressed one to ford the river and joey died of dysentery...
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Jan. 13, 2010 5:05 a.m. ignorant SuperDork
Jamesc2123 wrote:
the last time i traveled with that much bacon i pressed one to ford the river and joey died of dysentery...
Thats the pooping disease.
