alex wrote:
thedude wrote:
Why did he wait so long to go the hospital?
Look at that guy. Does Mr. Clean's hardass longshoreman brother go the hospital for some namby-pamby reasons like 'my chest hurts,' or, 'I stopped peeing?' Hell no. That just means he needs to drink an extra fifth of Turkey and punch another starving mountain lioness in front of her cubs before he settles in for a cozy night's sleep on a bed of aborted hyena fetuses.
Hospitals are for fairies and sailors.
Yeah. I see this syndrome every day. I work doing lab and x-ray for family practice doctors. I get guys who won't go to the doctor unless they're coughing up a lung, won't get a prostate check because if the doc does the rubber glove check on them then they're queer somehow, won't get a colonoscopy, etc etc.
I've even got a standard rap I drop on these guys... "Yeah, I see it all the time. Men who won't go to the doctor and get their checkup, won't get basic tests done. They won't go to a doctor unless the blood is spurting or the bone is sticking out, but they'll change their oil every 3,000 miles come hell or high water." I've had more than one guy give me the sheepish grin after that line.
Get yourself checked. My oldest brother died of colon cancer, and I wouldn't wish that death on my worst enemy.
Just be thankful you're not a woman. Their routine with pap smears and mammo is much more invasive and done more often. When it comes to that kind of thing women's reproductive and urinary systems give them far more grief than men's do.