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  • Curmudgeon

    Jan. 16, 2012 4:28 p.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork

    ... but does anyone know of a dirt cheap Lancia Scorpion in the Southeast? Prefer not running, hell don't want a motor or even a title, just a rolling shell with steering and a windshield will be fine.

    Go ahead and screw up my life, you bunch of enablers.

  • RexSeven

    Jan. 16, 2012 4:41 p.m. RexSeven SuperDork

    This is the only Scorpion AutoTempest can find on craigslist that isn't a pet scorpion or Scorpion from Mortal Kombat.

    http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/2764293708.html

  • Curmudgeon

    Jan. 16, 2012 4:47 p.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork

    That's definitely a nice one. I'm looking for a, er, molestable car.

  • Conquest351

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:01 p.m. Conquest351 HalfDork

    So, uh...

    What's the plan here?

  • Woody

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:04 p.m. Woody SuperDork

    I really, really like those.

  • Toyman01

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:08 p.m. Toyman01 SuperDork

    Curmudgeon wrote:

    That's definitely a nice one. I'm looking for a, er, molestable car.

    I've seen what you do to cars J, it's not molestation, it's rape plain and simple. Violent and abusive rape, with a plasma cutter.

  • slantvaliant

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:09 p.m. slantvaliant Dork

    Woody wrote:

    I really, really like those.

    You, me, and Herbie like those.

  • HappyAndy

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:10 p.m. HappyAndy HalfDork

    Do I smell a crap can racer 037 Stradale replica?

  • Conquest351

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:11 p.m. Conquest351 HalfDork

    Toyman01 wrote:

    Curmudgeon wrote:

    That's definitely a nice one. I'm looking for a, er, molestable car.

    I've seen what you do to cars J, it's not molestation, it's rape plain and simple. Violent and abusive rape, with a plasma cutter.

    I just Lol'd... At work... Now everyone's looking at me funny. Thanks for that.

  • Conquest351

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:17 p.m. Conquest351 HalfDork

    HappyAndy wrote:

    Do I smell a crap can racer 037 Stradale replica?

    Just in case...

    http://www.abarth-gmr.be/forum/index.php?topic=3398.0

  • Curmudgeon

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:25 p.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork

    Toyman01 wrote:

    Curmudgeon wrote:

    That's definitely a nice one. I'm looking for a, er, molestable car.

    I've seen what you do to cars J, it's not molestation, it's rape plain and simple. Violent and abusive rape, with a plasma cutter.

    The attorney got it knocked down to molestation so I'm sticking with that. Along with bewbies and money schemes there's been a Scorpion based plan bubbling in my addled brain for a long time and that Matra Murena got me thinking of it again. I'd almost be willing to use a 1st gen MR2 but I don't fit so well in those. But even that is not completely off the table, it would have to be a slicktop or at least sunroof car (no T tops) and be dirt cheap.

    EDIT: Oh fer Chrissakes there's a 1985 MR2 on Augusta CL $375 OBO.

  • MG Bryan

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:35 p.m. MG Bryan HalfDork

    Curmudgeon wrote:

    that Matra Murena got me thinking of it again

    From the hotlink thread?

  • Curmudgeon

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:37 p.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork

    That's the one.

  • MG Bryan

    Jan. 16, 2012 5:45 p.m. MG Bryan HalfDork

    I'm sure this involves a vehicular rape on the scale of Nanking; yet, only very, very good things can come of it.

  • mad_machine

    Jan. 16, 2012 6:00 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork

    you know.. there were only 1803 of them ever imported to the states.. finding a decent one is always a challenge. Finding one without a cracked windshield.. that is a double challenge

 
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