yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to the beach people call Sea World to come roll her back into the ocean.
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May 23, 2008 10:39 a.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager
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May 23, 2008 10:42 a.m. nasaregistrar Reader
yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles
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May 23, 2008 10:46 a.m. David S. Wallens Editorial Director
Yo momma's so far, she thought that a lightsaber has fewer calories.
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May 23, 2008 10:54 a.m. AngryCorvair HalfDork
yo mama so dumb, she put "911" on the "Emergency Contact" line on her McDonalds application
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May 23, 2008 11:02 a.m. David S. Wallens Editorial Director
AngryCorvair wrote: yo mama so dumb, she put "911" on the "Emergency Contact" line on her McDonalds application
And I think we have a winner.
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May 23, 2008 11:07 a.m. Jay HalfDork
I figure I might as well post this, in case either of the people who haven't seen it read this board.
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May 23, 2008 11:53 a.m. Type Q None
When I was in jr. high school, jokes about people's family were the sport of choice for the bus ride to school. I learned to have very thick skin. Here are a few that stuck with me.
Your mama is stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif. Your mama is so clumsy she threw a brick at the florr and missed. Your dad's teeth are so yellow, everytime he smiles traffic slows down. You sister is so ugly , they had to hang a pork chop to her neck for the dog to play with her.
Most these are pretty old. I'll have to watch the U-tube after work. I wonder who the other person who hasn't seen it is?
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May 23, 2008 2:16 p.m. fiat22turbo Dork
Margie, that isn't fair. You are a momma.
Oh and this is a much better mother joke....
Walter Peck: Hold it! I want this man arrested! Captain, these men are in criminal violation of the Environmental Protection Act! And this explosion is a direct result of it!
Dr. Egon Spengler: YOUR MOTHER!
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May 23, 2008 2:44 p.m. confuZion3 Reader
Your momma is so old, she farts dust.
Your momma is so old, her social security number is 1.
Your momma is so old, that when God said 'let there be light', she hit the switch.
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
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May 23, 2008 7:59 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork
I can't top the one about having number 1 as her social security number.
And as much as I liked 318tis.. Gimp's has beens stuck as the "featured ride" the entire time I have been on this site. It has not changed this entire time
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May 23, 2008 11:02 p.m. SkinnyG New Reader
Yo momma so fat, she got a smaller fat person orbiting her.
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May 24, 2008 12:48 a.m. geomiata New Reader
i just saw the geo, i almost didnt reconize it.
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May 24, 2008 1:01 a.m. MrJoshua Dork
As long as were going on an old Yo Momma kick:
Yo mommas so fat, her belt size is equator.
Yo mommas so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mommas so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. -
May 24, 2008 6:36 a.m. Tim Suddard Publisher
mad_machine wrote: I can't top the one about having number 1 as her social security number.
And as much as I liked 318tis.. Gimp's has beens stuck as the "featured ride" the entire time I have been on this site. It has not changed this entire time
Baxter turned on some caching for the readers' rides because people were starting to hit Refresh a gazillion times to watch the cars change, and overloading things. So now it's more like a different treat every time you visit, rather than that crack button the monkeys kept hitting.
Margie (on Tim's computer)
