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  • dansxr2

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:06 p.m. dansxr2 Reader

    http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/The-Galveston-County-Daily-News/photo//091113/480/e4...

    one word...DUMBA$$...

  • MitchellC

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:08 p.m. MitchellC HalfDork

    No sympathy on this end.

  • dean1484

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:13 p.m. dean1484 Dork

    Wonder if it is a total? you have to reach 70 percent of the value of the car with my insurance to be a total. You think 700K would get it fixed? I think so.

  • Tyler H

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:14 p.m. Tyler H Dork

    Dropped cell phone? That thing is a million bucks and it doesn't have integrated bluetooth?

  • dansxr2

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:18 p.m. dansxr2 Reader

    No sympathy here either... I wish i had one. He probably couldn't figure out it had Bluetooth and had the car as a "Status Symbol" rathar than what an engineering marvel it is. Also like how he added the "Low Flying Pelican Clause" too...

  • aussiesmg

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:27 p.m. aussiesmg SuperDork

    You just know he had to have the cell phone to his ear to show just how important he is.

  • rob_lewis

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:28 p.m. rob_lewis Dork

    First, it shouldn't have bluetooth because you shouldn't be on the phone, you should enjoy it. (Then again, he is probably a workaholic which is why he can afford one).

    This quote made me sick, though:

    local news affiliate KHOU reported the 1,000+ hp engine "gurgled like an outboard motor for about 15 minutes before it died."

    From the Autoblog article.

    -Rob

  • irish44j

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:38 p.m. irish44j Reader

    good riddance, those things are hideous....

  • wlkelley3

    Nov. 12, 2009 8:59 p.m. wlkelley3 HalfDork

    http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/grm/what-would-you-do/16032/page1/

  • NYG95GA

    Nov. 12, 2009 9:03 p.m. NYG95GA SuperDork

    Dumping a car in a fresh water pond would be bad enough, but a salt marsh? Holy crap!

  • Schmidlap

    Nov. 12, 2009 9:46 p.m. Schmidlap Reader

    rob_lewis wrote:

    This quote made me sick, though:

    local news affiliate KHOU reported the 1,000+ hp engine "gurgled like an outboard motor for about 15 minutes before it died."

    I saw that and wondered how someone that stupid could afford a car like that. Then I figured the guy is probably in way over his head on the car and concocted this scheme to total the car and get the cash. When the marsh wasn't as deep as he thought it was, he let the engine keep running so he was sure to get water inside it and be positive that it would need an all new engine to drive up the cost of repair and make sure it's totaled.

    Bob

  • slantvaliant

    Nov. 12, 2009 9:47 p.m. slantvaliant HalfDork

    I guess it still won't be $2Kx Challenge fodder, will it?

  • HappyAndy

    Nov. 12, 2009 10:33 p.m. HappyAndy Reader

    slantvaliant wrote:

    I guess it still won't be $2Kx Challenge fodder, will it?

    Ya beat me to it!

  • Giant Purple Snorklewacker

    Nov. 12, 2009 10:48 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker Dork

    irish44j wrote:

    good riddance, those things are hideous....

    +1. Its fast... but not fast enough to outrun ugly.

  • Appleseed

    Nov. 12, 2009 10:59 p.m. Appleseed Dork

    NEWS FLASH:

    Bugattis can't float.

  • neon4891

    Nov. 13, 2009 1:26 a.m. neon4891 UltraDork

    WWC(larkson)D?

  • Matt B

    Nov. 13, 2009 8:21 a.m. Matt B New Reader

    I love how he blamed not only his dropped cell phone but also (I guess simultaneously) a "low flying pelican"!!! ROTFLMAO

    That's a serious double-threat ya'll. I guess you could say triple if you count this guy's own brain.

  • DukeOfUndersteer

    Nov. 13, 2009 10:31 a.m. DukeOfUndersteer Dork

    think the Geico Squirrel's have some friends that fly...

  • dansxr2

    Nov. 15, 2009 12:46 a.m. dansxr2 Reader

    Look at the Huge Flock of Low Flying Pelicans!!!!!LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32yyvmlGOdo

  • 4cylndrfury

    Nov. 15, 2009 7:36 a.m. 4cylndrfury Dork

    that'll buff out

  • 5ev3n

    Nov. 15, 2009 1:21 p.m. 5ev3n New Reader

    Everything's bigger in Texas. I'm assuming that applies to the idiots as well...

  • littleturquoiseb

    Nov. 16, 2009 7:02 a.m. littleturquoiseb HalfDork

    Video is still available here ...

    from Jalopnik

  • Nov. 16, 2009 8:48 a.m. Stealthtercel Reader

    Didn't one of Bugatti's rivals in the 20s and 30s use a pelican as its hood ornament? Was it Hispano-Suiza?

  • mad_machine

    Nov. 16, 2009 10:17 a.m. mad_machine PowerDork

    In NJ, if water hits the fusebox.. it is automatically totalled

  • unevolved

    Nov. 16, 2009 10:59 a.m. unevolved New Reader

    5ev3n wrote:

    Everything's bigger in Texas. I'm assuming that applies to the idiots as well...

    Troof.

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