A nice CARE package landed on my front porch 3/23. Thanksabunch, dude! 
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March 23, 2011 6:48 p.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork
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March 23, 2011 6:51 p.m. Tom Suddard SonDork
Do I want to know what CARE stands for?
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March 23, 2011 6:56 p.m. imirk Reader
exhaust header?
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March 23, 2011 7:09 p.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork
Oh you kids nowadays.
CARE was an organization that collected food etc for the less fortunate. But yes, when poopshovel & co are involved it's best to exercise caution. 
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March 23, 2011 8:38 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork
Curmudgeon wrote:
But yes, when poopshovel & co are involved it's best to exercise caution.
Understatement of the year!
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March 23, 2011 9:39 p.m. Toyman01 SuperDork
OH boy. Would that be some parts for a certain red and white car.
Maybe with those we can manage to run the next event without dropping the engine and transmission out the bottom of the car.
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March 23, 2011 10:48 p.m. WilberM3 HalfDork
Maroon92 wrote:
Curmudgeon wrote:
But yes, when poopshovel & co are involved it's best to exercise caution.
Understatement of the year!
haha yea, i once received a package from a fellow forum member off another forum that right on the label in the special information box read, "contents: one pair oversized man-panties"
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March 24, 2011 5:31 a.m. z31maniac SuperDork
^A friend of mine down in AZ sent me some brake parts for my 318 last year.
He took the time to write "Penis Enlargement Pills" on EACH side of the box, sometimes twice on one side. Our delivery man actually came up to the door to deliver the package so he could tell us everyone one at PO got a great laugh from it.
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March 24, 2011 7:19 a.m. spitfirebill SuperDork
Everytime a co-worker of mine buys excess football tickets from me, he writes "Adult novelties" in the for line of the check. He still thinks its funny.
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March 24, 2011 9:00 a.m. poopshovel SuperDork
No worries. When you're ready to go to sleep, just crush up a hand full of oxy's and snort 'em.
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March 24, 2011 9:14 a.m. jrw1621 SuperDork
Just after college a friend bought a house with the intention of getting roommate to swing the mortgage. About a year later that friend took a job out of town but we continued to rent from him.
There would be three separate checks in each month envelope (one from each guy living there.)
When we wrote the checks a typical example would be.
To: Mark "The sex stud" Avery Memo: Sexual favors.
To: Mark "Butt Pirate" Avery Memo: Pillage
To: Mark "The swallower" Avery Memo: Took it like a trooper!
We always wondered how the conversation went at the bank when he would present these types of checks from 3 guys. Actually the idea originated from one roommate who needed a few more days before he really had the money and he figure this would slow Mark down from actually cashing these.
Another great part of the whole thing is to cash a "mis-spelled" check you first have to sign the name the wrong way and then sign it the right way. This would require that Mark had to then spell out Mark "The sex stud" Avery or etc each time. -
March 24, 2011 12:44 p.m. Appleseed SuperDork
I knew a guy in college who went through his entire checkbook and wrote, "For sexual favors" in the memo.
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March 24, 2011 12:59 p.m. Matt B HalfDork
Whenever my best friend owes me money, rather than just pay me cash he'll take the time to find his checkbook just so he can write "One really great BJ".
I think my bank is starting to get suspicious.
