During the course of any given day, I suspect that I'm being punked and that Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out and yell something at me.
Stopping at the store today...as I parked my truck at the far end of the parking lot, I knew when I came out there was going to be somebody who saw the need to park right next to me. It never fails, even when the lot is empty. Did you ever notice this?
Is my truck valuable? No. Should it attract the least bit of attention? No. Would it even matter if it got a door ding or two? No. But...no matter what I drive, I usually try to park out of the way, especially when I'm in the Turbobrick.
When I was younger, I used to take up two spots but only if the lot wasn't crowded. Sometimes I parked diagonally, other times I did not. Either way, this identifies you to the world as D-Bag and luckily after awhile I stopped doing this before anyone came along and keyed me.
Now I just try to park as far away from the door of any place I'm going, I try to find an island so that there would only be one car besides me instead of two. And I try to make sure that I'm not at the bottom of a hill where the misc. shopping cart won't magically glide down the lot and give me a little love tap.
Other than that, I'm out of ideas for keeping people away from me.
What do you do that's different?

