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  • kazoospec

    Dec. 13, 2010 6:31 a.m. kazoospec New Reader

    http://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/cto/2109898015.html

    The best I can figure out is, "I'm a moron who can't spell, and I think my donk-mobile is fast." I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

  • MrJoshua

    Dec. 13, 2010 6:36 a.m. MrJoshua SuperDork

    That reeks of someone spelling poorly on purpose.

  • kazoospec

    Dec. 13, 2010 6:42 a.m. kazoospec New Reader

    One can only hope.

  • TJ

    Dec. 13, 2010 6:55 a.m. TJ SuperDork

    I think it is done on purpose too. I'm not sure that the seller actually owns that car at all.

  • dsycks

    Dec. 13, 2010 6:57 a.m. dsycks Reader

    May be worth it without the wagon wheels.

    Someone need a swamp buggy?

  • Ranger50

    Dec. 13, 2010 6:57 a.m. Ranger50 Reader

    No, I think that is about the level of edumacation from Kzoo public skools.

    Brian

  • dj

    Dec. 13, 2010 7:09 a.m. dj New Reader

    TJ wrote:

    I think it is done on purpose too. I'm not sure that the seller actually owns that car at all.

    People who really type like that don't use any proper punctuation like exclamations, question marks, apostrophes, and definitely don't know to capitalize the first word in every sentence, much less be able to write in complete sentences.

  • Dec. 13, 2010 7:46 a.m. stan SuperDork

    Actually that probably took a lot of work to type...

    ...I guess.

  • Platinum90

    Dec. 13, 2010 11:46 a.m. Platinum90 SuperDork

    Ranger50 wrote:

    No, I think that is about the level of edumacation from Kzoo public skools.

    Brian

    I went to KaZoo area schools. Yeah, that's about right.

  • jrw1621

    Dec. 13, 2010 11:49 a.m. jrw1621 SuperDork

    If you were a real potential buyer you would not require a translation. Sort of an interesting filtering system.

  • Dec. 13, 2010 11:52 a.m. triumph5 Dork

    MrJoshua wrote:

    That reeks of someone spelling poorly on purpose.

    This. His punctuation is too accurate for an idiot who didn't know how to spell or write correctly.

  • Dec. 13, 2010 11:54 a.m. triumph5 Dork

    MrJoshua wrote:

    That reeks of someone spelling poorly on purpose.

    This. His punctuation and spelling is too accurate for an idiot who didn't know how to spell or write correctly.

  • Rustspecs13

    Dec. 13, 2010 1:47 p.m. Rustspecs13 New Reader

    im with the too accurate crowd. maybe he had some one post it for him seriously or something.

    I got caught with that here on grm when i posted up some kid with a mx6, he welded extra blades on his turbo and claimed it spooled faster. I had to post it here LOL

    ~Alex

  • Teh E36 M3

    Dec. 13, 2010 1:55 p.m. Teh E36 M3 HalfDork

    Do you speak jive?

    RIP Leslie Nielson

  • Dec. 13, 2010 2:05 p.m. TRoglodyte Reader

    The main typo ? That car is not been "doinked", It's been DINKED.

  • BoxheadTim

    Dec. 13, 2010 2:25 p.m. BoxheadTim SuperDork

    +1 for the accurate crowd, given the usual level of illiteracy on CL.. Kinda read like Ali G wrote it.

  • stuart in mn

    Dec. 13, 2010 3:07 p.m. stuart in mn SuperDork

    I've seen that photo before. The person who wrote the ad pulled it off the net, and they think they're being very clever.

  • integraguy

    Dec. 13, 2010 3:18 p.m. integraguy Dork

    Translation?

    I want to sound real cool, like I live in the 'hood.

    As others have said, folks who spell that badly, then do "okay" on punctuation, then close with comments about how they won't accept a certain TYPE of offer....well, they are 1.) too clever by half and 2.) definite scam artists.

    When I see a vintage car (except for maybe 4 door sedans) jacked up and "donked?" I cry just a little inside.

  • turbojunker

    Dec. 13, 2010 3:18 p.m. turbojunker HalfDork

    TJ wrote:

    I think it is done on purpose too. I'm not sure that the seller actually owns that car at all.

    Probably not. That isn't an 85 Cutlass, more like a 79.

  • SillyImportRacer

    Dec. 13, 2010 5:45 p.m. SillyImportRacer Reader

    It was painful to read and worse to look at.

  • a401cj

    Dec. 13, 2010 9:03 p.m. a401cj Reader

    RAZZISTI!

  • unevolved

    Dec. 13, 2010 9:25 p.m. unevolved HalfDork

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqOEr_yfak

    This is EXACTLY how that sounds. Watch this, then re-read that ad with this voice in your head, and it'll make perfect sense.

 
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