The Valentine One's tears cure cancer. Too bad it has never cried.
The Valentine One counted to infinity - twice.
The Valentine One does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. The Valentine One goes killing.
If you can see The Valentine One, it can see you. If you can't see The Valentine One you may be only seconds away from death. Or getting a speeding ticket.
The Valentine One sold it’s soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled radar detection ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, The Valentine One radar alerted the devil in the face and took it’s soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for the Valentine One.
The Valentine One built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, The Valentine One met all three bullets with it’s directional arrows, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
The Valentine One has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Valentine One toilet paper, but it wouldn't take E36 M3 from anybody.
A blind man once stepped on The Valentine One' bogey counter. The Valentine One replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm The Valentine One!" The mere mention of it’s name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal radar alert delivered by The Valentine One.
