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  • racerfink

    Oct. 14, 2011 3:50 p.m. racerfink Dork

    http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pml/cto/2619410616.html

    Very close to not being work safe. Gonna depend on how uptight the people around you are.

  • MA$$hole

    Oct. 14, 2011 3:52 p.m. MA$$hole Reader

    ummm.....

  • N Sperlo

    Oct. 14, 2011 3:54 p.m. N Sperlo Dork

    Hmmm... Interesting. 5G? Not bad if its in good condition, but let me finish reading.

  • Cone_Junky

    Oct. 14, 2011 3:57 p.m. Cone_Junky HalfDork

    "Seats? this cockscker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dck after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sht works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,shts getting serious."

    I'd say this qualifies for best of CL...

  • N Sperlo

    Oct. 14, 2011 4:02 p.m. N Sperlo Dork

    Cone_Junky wrote:

    "Seats? this cockscker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dck after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sht works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,shts getting serious."

    I'd say this qualifies for best of CL...

    Already pushed for it.

  • car39

    Oct. 14, 2011 4:06 p.m. car39 HalfDork

    Gosh, I always wondered what the people who write for church bulletins did in their spare time.

  • Oct. 14, 2011 4:13 p.m. fasted58 SuperDork

    the writer deserves a motherberkeleying award for that

  • 4cylndrfury

    Oct. 14, 2011 5:27 p.m. 4cylndrfury SuperDork

    R33>R32...but thats still some funny sht there! The bit about the rocket and pouring steroids down its throat...average joe doesnt come up with stuff like that, you gotta be some kind of hardcore, monster jams nationals announcer or something...badass

  • Snowdoggie

    Oct. 14, 2011 5:57 p.m. Snowdoggie Dork

    Freakin Canadians. First one of them shows his hootus at the Challenge. Now this.

  • Lesley

    Oct. 14, 2011 6:14 p.m. Lesley SuperDork

    What? Which Canadian showed his hootus at the Challenge??

  • bludroptop

    Oct. 14, 2011 6:38 p.m. bludroptop SuperDork

    Not offended, but not amused either.

  • dean1484

    Oct. 14, 2011 6:43 p.m. dean1484 SuperDork

    Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.

    Made me chuckle

    The green wheels need to go!!!!

  • Oct. 14, 2011 7:09 p.m. mndsm SuperDork

    Best ad I've read in a while.

  • procker

    Oct. 14, 2011 7:35 p.m. procker Reader

    bludroptop wrote:

    Not offended, but not amused either.

    +1

    ...sounds like he's trying to hard to be funny on craigslist...maybe in an oral rendition on youtube, maybe...with explosions and fire in the background...hmmm

  • DrBoost

    Oct. 14, 2011 7:45 p.m. DrBoost SuperDork

    I've always believed that profanity is for those not intelligent enough to know how to express themselves without it. This confirms that belief.

  • mr2peak

    Oct. 14, 2011 8:13 p.m. mr2peak Reader

    "Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back."

    YES!

  • CLynn85

    Oct. 14, 2011 8:15 p.m. CLynn85 Reader

    Sounds like some of you take these way too seriously.

    Voted for best of craigslist.

  • poopshovel

    Oct. 14, 2011 9:05 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork

    Snowdoggie wrote:

    Freakin Canadians. First one of them shows his hootus at the Challenge. Now this.

    You seem to be awfully hung up on this whole canadian weiner thing. Do we need to get you a subscription to maplewang monthly?

 
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