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David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
11/8/19 10:18 a.m.

Here's a photo and the link.

NickD
NickD PowerDork
11/8/19 10:31 a.m.

THAT's a 914?! Yikes. Are those Chrysler 300M or Sebring headlights and grille? With Testarossa-grade side strakes? And a 959-esque wing? No thank you

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
11/8/19 10:36 a.m.

Well it looks happy.

759NRNG
759NRNG UltraDork
11/8/19 10:42 a.m.

I'd drive that all day long.................

MotorsportsGordon
MotorsportsGordon HalfDork
11/8/19 10:46 a.m.

Looks like the messed up child of a Chrysler and a miata at the front 

Knurled.
Knurled. MegaDork
11/8/19 10:52 a.m.
759NRNG said:

I'd drive that all day long.................

Yeah, I wouldn't want to get out and see it either.

759NRNG
759NRNG UltraDork
11/8/19 11:16 a.m.
Knurled. said:
759NRNG said:

I'd drive that all day long.................

Yeah, I wouldn't want to get out and see it either.

i dunno I've seen way worse mashups than this........

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
11/8/19 12:21 p.m.
914Driver said:

Well it looks happy.

It does, doesn't it? 

stanger_missle
stanger_missle SuperDork
11/8/19 12:45 p.m.

It looks like a car from GTA where it's a mix of 8 different vehicles.

It's different, that's for sure.

TR7
TR7 Reader
11/8/19 2:04 p.m.

I feel like this thing just rides the auction circuit unsold. I am pretty sure I have seen it or something very similar at AC more than once. 

OjaiM5
OjaiM5 Reader
11/8/19 2:06 p.m.

I told you not to feed the Miata after midnight!

Dusterbd13-michael
Dusterbd13-michael MegaDork
11/8/19 2:06 p.m.

I love the lines of a 914. 

This is painful to see.....

mainlandboy
mainlandboy Reader
11/8/19 2:33 p.m.
759NRNG said:
Knurled. said:
759NRNG said:

I'd drive that all day long.................

Yeah, I wouldn't want to get out and see it either.

i dunno I've seen way worse mashups than this........

Like this local Craigslist find:

 

Shadeux
Shadeux Reader
11/8/19 2:47 p.m.

That's just wrong, man...

Duke
Duke MegaDork
11/8/19 3:19 p.m.

I'm even actually buying it from the front fascia back, despite the mixed-metaphor Testarossa strakes.  But why in the name of Bob would you put 300M grille and lights on it?

Edit: Concorde / LX, I guess. 

T.J.
T.J. MegaDork
11/8/19 3:33 p.m.

Well, I suppose I can say that someone spent a decent amount of time getting it to where it is.

kazoospec
kazoospec UltraDork
11/8/19 4:24 p.m.

This thing is a well executed terrible idea.

slowbird
slowbird Dork
11/8/19 5:13 p.m.

It looks like a fighter jet and a catfish got into a horrible teleporter accident.

rustybugkiller
rustybugkiller HalfDork
11/8/19 5:36 p.m.

The 914 has fought to earn people's respect. This is not helping.

759NRNG
759NRNG UltraDork
11/8/19 7:33 p.m.
mainlandboy said:
759NRNG said:
Knurled. said:
759NRNG said:

I'd drive that all day long.................

Yeah, I wouldn't want to get out and see it either.

i dunno I've seen way worse mashups than this........

Like this local Craigslist find:

 

YEAH THAT RIGHT THERE............

DWNSHFT
DWNSHFT Dork
11/8/19 7:41 p.m.

It looks wider in the front than the back.  That's a weird illusion.  I hope...

And those are Porsche wheels I've never seen before.

Indy-Guy
Indy-Guy PowerDork
11/8/19 7:47 p.m.
Like this local Craigslist find:

 

That really hurts the eyes to see.  

Not sure if I've ever seen a more poorly concieved or executed car modification than that one right there.

Fail

Knurled.
Knurled. MegaDork
11/8/19 7:54 p.m.

In reply to Indy-Guy :

Oh great, now someone's going to dig up the weird Alero/pickup/van/Frankenstein thing

Knurled.
Knurled. MegaDork
11/8/19 7:56 p.m.

Don't mind if I do!

 

BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJ

 

Patrick
Patrick MegaDork
11/8/19 7:58 p.m.

In reply to Indy-Guy :

Kill it with fire, and napalm the gene pool it was conceived in

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