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  • Junkyard_Dog

    June 25, 2009 8:22 p.m. Junkyard_Dog Reader

    A miata.

    Tell him what a great car it is. Point him here to see how awesome it is (note to mods-delete this thread!).

    Then use his new car as evidence that hes gay. Flaming in fact. Add a rainbow bumper sticker late one night. Get gay nightclub fliers and stuff them in the glovebox (its COOL to park with the top down!). Bonus if its an early red one that will fade to pink in under a week. Bust on him in front of your ex about how gay he is-never mind you told him to buy it. Or even if you have one....or three. Its HIM we're focused on here.

    He may never get stranded, but deep in the back of his mind-he knows you have won.

    And that he LOVES the cock!

  • 924guy

    June 25, 2009 8:58 p.m. 924guy HalfDork

    One word:

    FUEGO

    although its been so long since ive had to deal with one that now im kinda captivated by it... but i used to hate em with a passion...

  • jrw1621

    June 25, 2009 9:05 p.m. jrw1621 HalfDork

    1989 Eagle Medallion

  • Dorsai

    June 25, 2009 9:07 p.m. Dorsai New Reader

    Funny, I was thinking about nominating the Renault Fuego.

    I offer the Chevy Citation, preferably the 1980 first year model, Chevrolet's first FWD car. Torque steer and power steering problems for days, disintegrating manual transmissions, and high general suckitude.

    Oh, and the front corner turnsignals that broke off the ends of the fenders and hung dangling by the wiring, can't forget those.

  • Luke

    June 25, 2009 9:11 p.m. Luke Dork

    Fuego's are kinda cool. Even Ford/Mercury Capri's are a bit of fun to punt around (they're no Miata of course.)

    I'd recommend to my arch enemy, a mid '90s Mitsubishi Magna, automatic.

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    An utterly dismal, POS, unreliable appliance-car, if ever I saw one. My Dad and I hired one once, and we couldn't find a single redeeming feature.

  • aussiesmg

    June 25, 2009 9:52 p.m. aussiesmg Dork

    Luke, at least you don't have to put up with it for long, the trans will fail within 6 months.

    (Diamante for the US crowd)

  • ww

    June 25, 2009 9:52 p.m. ww SuperDork

    I was totally with you, getting angry and ready to give something horrible like a 1962 Skoda, until you said this:

    pinchvalve wrote: backed over your cat...

    Oh... well, ok, nevermind...

  • Luke

    June 25, 2009 10:21 p.m. Luke Dork

    aussiesmg wrote:

    Luke, at least you don't have to put up with it for long, the trans will fail within 6 months.

    It was already on the way out.

  • slantvaliant

    June 25, 2009 10:44 p.m. slantvaliant Reader

    Option 1: Chevette Diesel/automatic.

    Option 2: Where's that blown V8 MG? Add NOS. That way, he won't be around long.

  • friedgreencorrado

    June 26, 2009 1:24 a.m. friedgreencorrado HalfDork

    aussiesmg wrote:

    I hate to say it but early Mercury Capri convertibles.

    Rushed to market with no budget they were horrific, by the end of the run the XR2 turbos were OK but the damage was done.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_Capri#1991-1994

    Bah. That's not a Capri. This is a Capri.

    I'm a BMW fan. Owned an E3, a Euro market E21 323i, and a whole squadron of 2002s before I had a kid and went to the VWhaus.

    When my E9 dreams become nightmares, there's still one of those in the mirrors..
    http://www.touringcarracing.net/

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