It just occurred to me that there's an old sea shanty ("What do you do with a drunken sailor?") that is instructive here.
What do you do with an open differential?
What do you do with an open differential?
What do you do with an open differential?
Early in the morning.
Weld it up and sell it to a drifter.
Weld it up and sell it to a drifter.
Weld it up and sell it to a drifter.
Early in the morning.
Tie it to a rope and make an anchor.
Tie it to a rope and make an anchor.
Tie it to a rope and make an anchor.
Early in the morning.
Give it to an STS2 Miata.
Give it to an STS2 Miata.
Give it to an STS2 Miata.
Early in the morning.
You get the gist. Everyone feel free to add a verse.
Edit: the board keeps taking out my line breaks.