I'll keep this basic.
Intended use: Band gear most of the time, a motorcycle occasionally, general utility. Removable seats a must (or no seats - I can rig something up), sparse/bare interior OK.
Criteria: Vintage 'Murican is preferred (classic country band, gotta keep up appearances). Quirky is OK. As cool as a van can be, preferably. Best Possible gas mileage (This is relative, and I'm flexible. Double digits). Cheap. I don't mind tinkering or maintaining an old car, so long as parts are easy - like Autozone easy. Bonus points for AVD or 4x4, by no means necessary.
Any more contradictions I can throw in here...?
Let the games begin!

