What's with " learn me :

Car people don't tawk too gud.

Hope you are not a Cramit fan.

Tongue firmly in cheek.

Yes

The title of this thread should've been: "Learn me some learn me."

That would've been hilarious.

Like RossD said, it's generally very tongue in cheek.

Some people are too serials 

This guy need to get learned. 

It annoys me as well.  It's right up there with saying "needs restored".

The official answer:  It's a self-deprecating way of asking a question that some might consider basic or stupid.

The real answer:  We've all spent too much time communicating with idiots on both sides of Craigslist transactions.  

NordicSaab said:

This guy need to get learned. 

Learnt.

ProDarwin said:

NordicSaab said:

This guy need to get learned. 

Learnt.

Is that like getting turnt?

Alfaromeoguy said:

Is America so stupid we say ' learn  me " ?, perhaps  teach me about this, , if you heart surgeon  said I need to learn me about heart surgery, would you go to him, what about a brain surgeon,thE same? Ok finished with my rant...

It's okay.

I hardly ever heart surgeon. 

In reply to Scottah :

What is this? A center for ants?

Alfaromeoguy said:

Is America so stupid we say ' learn  me " ?

I am exactly this stupid  

Papa Homer, you are so learned. 

Learn'd, son. It's pronounced learn'd.

Appleseed said:

Papa Homer, you are so learned. 

Learn'd, son. It's pronounced learn'd.

Alfaromeoguy said:

Is America so stupid we say ' learn  me " ?, perhaps  teach me about this, , if you heart surgeon  said I need to learn me about heart surgery, would you go to him, what about a brain surgeon,thE same? Ok finished with my rant...

I for one would at least proofread and edit the post I wrote where I asked about people being stupid but that’s just me.

Don't get me wrong here. I think one apostrophe and one quotation mark is hip, especially with the spaces before and after the quoted phrase. 

And thE capital E in the word thE was pretty awesome too.

I think “you” teachers may have failed you!

(This all kind of reminds me of a forum discussion a few years back where someone ripped on another member for his poor use of “grammer”.)

ebonyandivory said:

(This all kind of reminds me of a forum discussion a few years back where someone ripped on another member for his poor use of “grammer”.)

Of course, grammar and spelling are two different things.

Alfaromeoguy said:

Is America so stupid we say ' learn  me " ?, perhaps  teach me about this, , if you heart surgeon  said I need to learn me about heart surgery, would you go to him, what about a brain surgeon,thE same? Ok finished with my rant...

Perhaps don’t E36 M3 in someone else’s toilet before you flush your own!

And no matter how he words it, if my heart surgeon said he had to learn about heart surgeries, I would not use him, regardless of wording. 

stuart in mn said:

ebonyandivory said:

(This all kind of reminds me of a forum discussion a few years back where someone ripped on another member for his poor use of “grammer”.)

Of course, grammar and spelling are two different things.

But criticizing someone’s writing while making mistakes in your own was pretty humorous. Maybe you don’t see the irony.

Learn me why the OP also had 3 typos in the title of this thread!

Please don’t ask the difference between a hatchback and a wagon.