Umm.... OH MY GOD!!!! 
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April 13, 2010 1:22 p.m. BradLTL Reader
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April 13, 2010 1:37 p.m. Raze HalfDork
I don't get it, it's got the same reliability as the original since it's missing it's engine and transmission...
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April 13, 2010 1:37 p.m. 914Driver SuperDork
Mmmmmmm yeah.
The 2010 Federal Census For The State of Alabama
Last name:
First name: (Check appropriate box) (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack
What does everyone call you? (_) Booger (_) Bubba (_) Junior (_) Sissy (_) Other_
Age: (if unsure, guess)
Sex: __ M F __ Not sure
Shoe Size: _ Left _ Right
Occupation: (Check appropriate box) (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Hair Dresser (_) Unemployed (_) Dirty Politician (_) Preacher
Spouse's Name: _ 2nd Spouse's Name: _ 3rd Spouse's Name: _ Lover's Name: __
Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box) (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet
Number of children living in household: _ Number of children living in shed: Number that are yours:
Mother's Name: __(If not sure, leave blank) Father's Name: __ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
Total number of vehicles you own: _ Number of vehicles that still crank: Number of vehicles in front yard: Number of vehicles in back yard: Number of vehicles on cement blocks:
Firearms you own and where you keep them: truck bedroom _ bathroom _ kitchen _ shed _
Model and year of your pickup: 196_
Do you have a gun rack? (_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_) The National Enquirer (_) The Globe (_) TV Guide (_) Soap Opera Digest (_) Rifle and Shotgun
Number of times you've seen a UFO:___ Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis: Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:__
How often do you bathe: (_) Weekly (_) Monthly (_) Not Applicable
Color of eyes: Left___ Right__
Color of hair: (_) Blond (_) Black (_) Red (_) Brown (_) White (_) Clairol
Color of teeth: (_) Yellow (_) Brownish-Yellow (_) Brown (_) Black (_) N/A
Favorite chewin' Tobacco (_)Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road? (_) 1 mile (_) 2 miles (_) just a whoop-and-a-holler (_) road?
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April 13, 2010 1:37 p.m. 914Driver SuperDork
oops, stuttery fingers.
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April 13, 2010 1:39 p.m. 1slowcrx Reader
Not sure what happened above... but...
The 4x4 944 is something of epic failure
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April 13, 2010 1:44 p.m. nutherjrfan Reader
I remember an old article about a 912 in an english mag in the eighties casually mentioning all the 911's stacked high in Swiss junkyards. at least Billy Bob is learning some crude fabrication skillz!
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April 13, 2010 5:46 p.m. wbjones HalfDork
hey 914Driver... that wasn't very nice... I was born in Alabama.... not nice at all
... funny though...
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April 13, 2010 6:13 p.m. Jay Dork
Meh, much as I like 944s, this one is better:
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April 13, 2010 6:18 p.m. z31maniac Dork
I'd drive either one of them.
That's awesome.
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April 13, 2010 6:27 p.m. cghstang Reader
You don't have to live too far south; there's a very similar Porsche-4x4 contraption on US-23 just south of Chillicothe, OH.
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April 13, 2010 6:35 p.m. oldsaw Dork
wbjones wrote:
hey 914Driver... that wasn't very nice... I was born in Alabama.... not nice at all
... funny though...
Almost as funny as some Yankee building a van-type contraption that features some berkeleying bat wings.
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April 13, 2010 7:07 p.m. Kia_racer Reader
Cain't we all just git along, Ya'll?
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April 13, 2010 7:26 p.m. Dr. Hess SuperDork
I gotta take some pics of my friend's 4x4 Jag XKE.
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April 13, 2010 7:28 p.m. teamdixonracing Dork
I saw that in the barter section the other day. I almost emailed him just for the heck of it.
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April 13, 2010 8:07 p.m. 924guy Dork
wonder if the chickens come with the car?
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April 13, 2010 8:20 p.m. fornetti14 Reader
Yeah, love the farm animals in the pic. LOL!
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April 13, 2010 8:27 p.m. JohnGalt Reader
Wow that is some impressive Wheel gap.
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April 13, 2010 9:02 p.m. BradLTL Reader
914Driver wrote:
The 2010 Federal Census For The State of Alabama
Do you have to read to fill this out?
