Richard forgot his anniversary, and his wife was PISSED.
She told him, 'You better have something in the driveway tomorrow morning that goes 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds. And I MEAN it!'
The next morning, Richard left for work early. His wife looked out the window and saw a gift wrapped box in the driveway. She put on her robe, got the box and opened it.
It contained a bathroom scale.
Richard is still missing.
That's good, I'm going to have to use that one.
ouch!
:grin::grin:
Made me chuckle....
I can't lie, I lol'd.
Ouch!
jib
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