Richard forgot his anniversary, and his wife was PISSED.
She told him, 'You better have something in the driveway tomorrow morning that goes 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds. And I MEAN it!'
The next morning, Richard left for work early. His wife looked out the window and saw a gift wrapped box in the driveway. She put on her robe, got the box and opened it.
It contained a bathroom scale.
Richard is still missing.
