http://jalopnik.com/5152045/ten-cars-and-the-type-of-guys-they-attract
Number 1 FTW
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Feb. 19, 2009 4:01 p.m. captainzib Reader
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Feb. 19, 2009 4:51 p.m. EricM HalfDork
LOLZ
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Feb. 19, 2009 5:09 p.m. pete240z HalfDork
excellent. I love the red jacked up pickup.
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Feb. 19, 2009 6:01 p.m. Twin_Cam Dork
Hahaha nice. I like the other list, 10 cars and the girls they attract.
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Feb. 19, 2009 7:01 p.m. pete240z HalfDork
this was a good one too.
Rounding out his mid-thirties, middle management man has a cushy cubicle job and stock options. To help his worldly image, he picks up that shiny silver Audi he's always had his eye on. Too bad he'll pay out an assload to fix that blinking airbag light because he doesn't know a spanner from a ratchet.
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Feb. 19, 2009 7:42 p.m. patgizz Dork
i'd have so gone there and made the gay joke at the expense of the miata
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Feb. 19, 2009 9:27 p.m. alex Reader
Twin_Cam wrote:
Hahaha nice. I like the other list, 10 cars and the girls they attract.
Agreed. Guess I gotta go out and get me a #9 or #2 now...
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Feb. 19, 2009 9:31 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
Wow, even Jalopnik knows that miata is the answer
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Feb. 19, 2009 9:40 p.m. thatsnowinnebago HalfDork
GRM wisdom is spreading apparently.
P.S. I like that red chevy.
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Feb. 20, 2009 12:12 a.m. maroon92 SuperDork
"I'll start driving a prius as soon as you can fit your whole foot up your ass"
classic...thank you Jalopnik.
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Feb. 20, 2009 1:50 a.m. Appleseed Reader
Ha! My buddy is the four collar popped Jeep dude. He has, however, actually done some off roading.
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Feb. 20, 2009 5:55 a.m. Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
Crap, I'm looking at minivans.
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Feb. 20, 2009 9:36 a.m. PHeller Reader
That Chevy looks pretty sweet, looks more Baja Truck than it does Bronco with blocks.
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Feb. 20, 2009 9:43 a.m. Cotton Reader
patgizz wrote:
i'd have so gone there and made the gay joke at the expense of the miata
they kind of did at one point with this list http://jalopnik.com/tag/9_3/?id=281706
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Feb. 20, 2009 10:11 a.m. GameboyRMH SuperDork
http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/guytypes/1006981519
I thought that was my sister's boyfriend for a minute
But seriously, he could be (and he drives a company pickup...like a ricer...and wants to get an offroader)
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Feb. 20, 2009 10:26 a.m. CrackMonkey Reader
Mini SUV = the biggest Wrangler ever?
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Feb. 20, 2009 10:47 a.m. EastCoastMojo Dork
I am so digging that Chevy pickup!
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Feb. 20, 2009 11:45 a.m. S2 New Reader
Per Schroeder wrote:
Crap, I'm looking at minivans.
Yep, doing it as well, depressing as it is. Luckily my wife likes the Odyssey, which has quasi-street cred after the smack down it gave in an older GRM. Of course, that was against cars old enough to be it's grandfather with 90 hp (356).
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Feb. 20, 2009 1:03 p.m. dj06482 New Reader
The Odyssey is a great car, we bought an '05 EX last summer and it's been a godsend with the kids. Not too much of a penalty to drive, either...
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Feb. 20, 2009 2:30 p.m. poopshovel SuperDork
Per Schroeder wrote:
Crap, I'm looking at minivans.
Why go mini when you can go "Maybe I'm a Jehova's Witness. Maybe I'm about to run you the berkeley over. You feel lucky, punk?"
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Feb. 20, 2009 2:34 p.m. Appleseed Reader
Church van!
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Feb. 20, 2009 6:34 p.m. Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
TehPoopie,
Those are big, useful and cheap, but....
I only need to tow about 2500 pounds, and as far as I know, Kim isn't a clown car.
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Feb. 20, 2009 7:50 p.m. dean1484 HalfDork
A picture that I just dont need.
slathering ketchup on themselves while dancing around a Ouji board and chanting the lyrics to Night Moves by Bob Seger.
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Feb. 21, 2009 1:03 a.m. MitchellC Reader
Per Schroeder wrote:
Kim isn't a clown car.
There are many ways to interpret this, and they are all funny.
