fiat22turbo wrote:
93celicaGT2 wrote:
stumpmj wrote:
Appleseed wrote:
Speaking if the FDA and legitimate drugs, anyone seen the "YAZ" drug commercial? Huge clarification of this supposed woman's wonder drug. Listening to that retraction would scare me into not using that drug in any way. Makes me wonder about a lot of other drugs.
What clarification?
"May cause anal leakage or artificial insemination."
....so is the answer to put it in her butt?
But first, get in your E30 to drive to the store get some bacon for the night's festivities. Alas! Your battery is dead. Use your Miata to jump start it, then move your P71 out of the way. Drive the E30 to the local FUD MART, dodging all cones that may threaten your passage. Pick up some Brawndo (It's got Electrolytes), 3 pounds of bacon, 10lbs of potatos, a brick of sharp cheddar cheese. Return home. Walk in the door, demand that the subject whom you are putting "it" in the butt make you something tasty out of these ingredients. Whilst the subject is fixin' some vittles, surprise said subject, and put it in the butt.