I like pregnant women. They like to get down.
I like pregnant women. They like to get down.
See? Told you.
Margie
rotard wrote:fasted58 wrote: A 15-16ish girl sporting a profound bump walked in the convenience store while I was gettin' my usual after work coffee this afternoon. She'd been smoking a cigarette previous to entering and bought a pack while there... I just wanted to slap some sense in her.Where can a 15-16 year old buy a pack of smokes?
Also the irony that slapping the 16 yr old would be child abuse since she is still a minor.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: In reply to Curmudgeon: That's bizarre and disgusting. I mean, who has a CARP for wallpaper? Margie
Hairy fat guys, obviously. 
In reply to rotard:
gooberville
dculberson wrote: Yeah, I'll agree that pregnant women shouldn't be at the pool once all the disgusting fat hairy dudes are banned too.
You can kiss my fat hairy ass. 
In reply to Curmudgeon:
Why is it I can always count on you to post the worst pictures available on the internet.
You sick twisted freak.
Hey, it's a (disgusting) gift. Some people get Nobel prizes...
Some of us dig very pregnant chicks in bikinis. One reason I have four kids is because I like the joy of a herd of children running through the house screaming. The other is that I find pregnant women quite attractive and its twice as nice when you get to make your own. Alas, we had to stop at some point and it would make me profoundly sad if I never got to see another hot pregnant chick in a bikini just because some of you are squeamish about it.
Curmudgeon wrote: Hey, it's a (disgusting) gift. Some people get Nobel prizes...
Here's your Nobel Prize, please stop with the pictures. 
rotard wrote:fasted58 wrote: A 15-16ish girl sporting a profound bump walked in the convenience store while I was gettin' my usual after work coffee this afternoon. She'd been smoking a cigarette previous to entering and bought a pack while there... I just wanted to slap some sense in her.Where can a 15-16 year old buy a pack of smokes?
wherever the 40 year old baby-daddy is working behind the counter..
Toyman01 wrote: Why is it I can always count on you to post the worst pictures available on the internet.
It's cute that you think that's one of them :).
mazdeuce wrote: Some of us dig very pregnant chicks in bikinis. One reason I have four kids is because I like the joy of a herd of children running through the house screaming. The other is that I find pregnant women quite attractive and its twice as nice when you get to make your own. Alas, we had to stop at some point and it would make me profoundly sad if I never got to see another hot pregnant chick in a bikini just because some of you are squeamish about it.
ROFL! I've been known to walk by the guy sitting next to a pregnant girl on the beach and give him the "thumbs up". The "circle of life" is pretty cool when it's at the beginning.
And like others here have alluded, I'd rather see one half-naked on the beach than one fully clothed in the unemployment line.
Well, nowadays it's pretty simple to just get your own pool.
Then you can invite your own pregnant chicks. And let them do without a suit at all. 
In reply to Curmudgeon:
Re: http://ospois.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/iherdsomething2.jpg
Holy E36 M3, you found a Klingon Warrior!
I'd rather see a pregnant woman in a bikini than a fat dude with his shirt off any day (hence my not 'laying out' at the pool.)
Open letter to pregnant women:
mazdeuce wrote: I like the joy of a herd of children running through the house screaming.
The working title of this post was "Lying to yourself" but it was just too obvious.
poopshovel wrote: D. What kind of loser hangs out at a public berkeleyin pool anyway?
The kind that's willing to get disgusted and uppity about the kind of losers who hang out at public berkeleying pools.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: And Woody, look at the bright side: Those bumps mean those chicks totally do it. Which means, by default, that they absolutely want you.
Doesn't that only mean that they've done it at least once? And possibly poorly because they wound up with a potentially undesireable result...not sure this it the bright side.
In reply to nocones:
Not to be intentionally disagreeable, but one of my buds wife walked 2.5 miles a day until 2 or 3 days before she popped. Her doc recommended it and he (my bud not the doc) took a lot of abuse making her head out each day, but her labor was like 25 minutes...Hey batter, batter.
All I know is, when I was in Estonia about five years ago I was walking by a beach that was women & children only with some dudes I was down there partying with. There's this big berm so you can't actually see over into lady land and I really didn't think much of this when all of the sudden, a topless preggers lady comes over the berm and is drying herself off. Two of the guys had it so bad for her I thought we'd have to turn the hose on them.
Some folks like that sort of thing, that's all I'm saying. Also, if you have a chance, party in Estonia.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: In reply to Curmudgeon: That's bizarre and disgusting. I mean, who has a CARP for wallpaper? And Woody, look at the bright side: Those bumps mean those chicks totally do it. Which means, by default, that they absolutely want you.
Ha ha! I was going to post "at least you know she puts out!" but I thought it might not be appropriate for this board... I had no idea Margie would beat me to it!
Joey
And some dudes dig fat chicks... that doesn't actually make them good looking, it just means some people are berkeleyed up!
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm out of this thread! IBTL?
mazdeuce wrote: Some of us dig very pregnant chicks in bikinis. One reason I have four kids is because I like the joy of a herd of children running through the house screaming. The other is that I find pregnant women quite attractive and its twice as nice when you get to make your own. Alas, we had to stop at some point and it would make me profoundly sad if I never got to see another hot pregnant chick in a bikini just because some of you are squeamish about it.
Your wife was TOTALLY watching you type that, right?
mazdeuce wrote: Some of us dig very pregnant chicks in bikinis. One reason I have four kids is because I like the joy of a herd of children running through the house screaming.
One man's joy is another man's kryptonite. My wife asking me to get a vasectomy was one of the happiest days of my life. YMMV, of course.
...aaaaand, in before the threadlock!
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