Both true!
Twins named Robert and Bob.
But even worse.
Pronounced Sha-thee-id; spelled, honest now,
E36 M3head.
Really.
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Oct. 8, 2009 5:13 p.m. HOPO New Reader
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Oct. 8, 2009 5:27 p.m. RealMiniDriver Dork
My ex-brother-in-law's daughter was born on Dec. 25. Their last name is Smith. He threatened he'd name her Mary Chris.
(She's Brittany, instead)
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Oct. 8, 2009 5:52 p.m. friedgreencorrado Dork
My name is Jay, my daughter's mom's is Kay, and every member of both our families wanted us to name the girl "Elle". We did not.
She thanks us to this day.
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Oct. 8, 2009 6:16 p.m. OrangeRazor New Reader
A girl I knew in high school's name was Holly Wood. That's right, last name Wood, first name Holly. She didn't actually get as much guff from it as one would expect. Didn't hurt that she was real cute, too
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Oct. 8, 2009 7:30 p.m. wayslow New Reader
My buddy snuck Russell William past his wife. We call his son Rusty Willy.
It's going to suck that his kid gets to pick the nursing home though.
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Oct. 8, 2009 7:49 p.m. wbjones Reader
how 'bout the race car driver... Dick Trickle ?... think he had a hard time while growing up ?
then there's the former Chicago Bear Dick Butkus .... more often pronounced Butkiss.... no wonder he grew up so tough
and I also knew a man named Richard Head ( played darts with him at tournaments) he always reg. as Richard but invariably the announcer would call for Dick to report to board (what ever ) for his upcoming match...
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Oct. 8, 2009 8:01 p.m. stuart in mn SuperDork
Dr. Hess wrote:
Don't forget Ima and Ura Hogg.
While there was a woman named Ima Hogg, there was no Ura...that's an old, old urban myth.
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Oct. 8, 2009 8:02 p.m. SkinnyG Reader
While it seems innocent: Randy Johnson. Congratulations. You just named your kid Horny Penis.
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Oct. 8, 2009 8:28 p.m. zipty842 New Reader
My dad used to work on a car that belonged to... Buster Hymen.
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Oct. 8, 2009 8:48 p.m. Keith PowerDork
SkinnyG wrote:
While it seems innocent: Randy Johnson. Congratulations. You just named your kid Horny Penis.
The redundancy would be so embarrassing.
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Oct. 8, 2009 8:51 p.m. Dr. Hess PowerDork
Best English teacher I ever had was Hugh Hugh Hughes.
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Oct. 8, 2009 9:09 p.m. Type Q HalfDork
Keith wrote:
A friend of mine has the last name Martins. When she was pregnant, I suggested naming her kid either Doc or Aston. Unfortunately, it was a girl.
My sisters last name is Brown. She has three sons. My suggested names for them were Charles, Leroy, and James.
She didn't listen to me.
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Oct. 8, 2009 9:15 p.m. fiat22turbo UltraDork
Used to work with a guy named Neil Hiscock, then he got married. When we heard we felt bad for his wife.
Then he announced he was changing his name to Palludan.
He's still an shiny happy person, so people who knew him from before still call him by his original name. Always wanted to push him off a ladder and exclaim that Hiscock fell off! Oh well.
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Oct. 8, 2009 10:18 p.m. calteg New Reader
check and mate: http://www.urologyteam.com/?q=dr-richard-chopp
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Oct. 8, 2009 10:20 p.m. Keith PowerDork
Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp is well known in the Austin community for performing Vasectomies.
That's just wrong.
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Oct. 8, 2009 10:41 p.m. RexSeven Dork
Keith wrote:
Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp is well known in the Austin community for performing Vasectomies.
That's just wrong.
Yes, very wrong.
Speaking of doctors, I was at the hospital recently and saw a sign for a Dr. Teebaggy.
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Oct. 8, 2009 10:50 p.m. Wally UberDork
http://www.forsythnews.com/news/article/3522/
...The Forsyth County Sheriff’s Office charged Mi Suk Yang, 47, of Marietta and Kil Cha Hurst, 65, of Jonesboro with prostitution on Wednesday.....
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Oct. 8, 2009 11:52 p.m. oldsaw Reader
Wally wrote:
http://www.forsythnews.com/news/article/3522/
...The Forsyth County Sheriff’s Office charged Mi Suk Yang, 47, of Marietta and Kil Cha Hurst, 65, of Jonesboro with prostitution on Wednesday.....
Mmmm.....
Jonesboro is 30 miles south of Marietta, and Marietta is 20 miles south west of Forsythe county.
These people need to learn the law of "diminishing returns" because there's plenty of business at home, right next door, around the corner, down the street, etc., etc.
Mi Suk Yang? Real, or not, that's comedy gold!
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Oct. 9, 2009 4:49 a.m. Jay Dork
Speaking of awesome names: http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html
Mine is nothing special, but my two middle & last initials are "MPH" (which is why I use Jay200MPH on some other boards.) My sister's first name is with an 'M', she hates her first middle name, and since we share the 'P' (Mum's last name), she gets to be just MPH.
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Oct. 9, 2009 5:45 a.m. griffin729 Reader
I had geometry teacher in high school by the name of Mr. Borr. A friend of mine was born on Christmas Day her mother originally planned on naming her Andrea Susan then realized that with a last name of Summers, well Andi's middle name is Noel. I have another friend by the name of Nakia. Her family was calling her Kia long before the Koreans came. My girlfriend is also unsure of taking my last name when we get married, because then her initals would be KIA, not sure if I blame her.
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Oct. 9, 2009 6:17 a.m. Hocrest New Reader
I once worked with a guy who was married to a social worker. She worked with children that were removed from their parents and put in protective custody. Once she was working with a young girl whose parents had given the legal first name of the N word
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Oct. 9, 2009 6:52 a.m. jrw1621 Dork
Keith wrote:
Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp is well known in the Austin community for performing Vasectomies.
That's just wrong.
I present you Dick Tapper, urologist in Ohio http://www.genito-urinary-surgeons.com/tapper.shtml
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Oct. 9, 2009 7:19 a.m. jharbert New Reader
Ridiculous names are good for a laugh, but you'd be amazed at how many people manage to mangle my very simple two-syllable last name. Boggles my mind.
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Oct. 9, 2009 11:11 a.m. wlkelley3 HalfDork
I don't remember how to spell the last name but when I lived in Fairbanks, Alaska there was a name in the phone book of Richard Phlopalotofit.
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Oct. 10, 2009 9:57 a.m. SkinnyG Reader
My wife went to school with a girl named "Mary Christmas."
