http://edition.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/06/29/china.rent.white.people/index.html?iref...
Could be a nice way to make some money on the side. I don't think I'm white enough myself. Maybe if I hole myself up in a basement for a few months 
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June 29, 2010 9:39 a.m. GameboyRMH SuperDork
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June 29, 2010 9:54 a.m. skruffy SuperDork
Linked article said:
The requirements for these jobs are simple. 1. Be white. 2. Do not speak any Chinese, or really speak at all, unless asked. 3. Pretend like you just got off of an airplane yesterday.
Oh man, talk about the perfect job for me. I won't even have to pretend I just fell off an airplane.
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June 29, 2010 9:59 a.m. carguy123 SuperDork
Finally something within my abilities! I can finally retire.
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June 29, 2010 10:04 a.m. P71 SuperDork
Hmmm... I have a passport, I'm white, and I'm unemployed...
(goes to look for Chinese jobs)
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June 29, 2010 10:06 a.m. Carson Dork
I'm down, as long as they don't refer to it as "getting a face job."
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June 29, 2010 10:12 a.m. Luke SuperDork
I might start advertising my services. Make myself available, like.
"Pasty white guy, naturally disheveled/jet-lagged looking, will conform to any corporate image."
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June 29, 2010 10:14 a.m. Jensenman SuperDork
Wonder how a grouchy gray haired old honkie like me would go over?
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June 29, 2010 10:25 a.m. Osterkraut Dork
P71 wrote:
Hmmm... I have a passport, I'm white, and I'm unemployed...
(goes to look for Chinese jobs)
You took thur jerbs!
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June 29, 2010 10:30 a.m. 16vCorey SuperDork
I wonder if I'm over-qualified? I'm REALLY freakin' white.
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June 29, 2010 10:34 a.m. 4cylndrfury SuperDork
Does that mean I can pretend to be the US VP of the ministry to the king of the world when China decides to call in all their international debt and takes the earth as collateral when no one can pay up? Sweet!!! I knew all that practicing to be fake would pay off one day!
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June 29, 2010 10:36 a.m. Kia_racer HalfDork
I could do this.
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June 29, 2010 12:57 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
Count me in
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June 29, 2010 1:30 p.m. GameboyRMH SuperDork
Osterkraut wrote:
P71 wrote:
Hmmm... I have a passport, I'm white, and I'm unemployed...
(goes to look for Chinese jobs)
You took thur jerbs!
He's turkin' thur jeeeerbs!!!
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June 29, 2010 1:36 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
16vCorey wrote:
I wonder if I'm over-qualified? I'm REALLY freakin' white.
Except for the Rhinoliner on your hootus.
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June 29, 2010 3:29 p.m. ansonivan HalfDork
odd article said:
"There are job opportunities for girls who are pretty and for men who can look good in a suit."
I look good in a gorilla suit...
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June 29, 2010 3:55 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
I have a vision of AWG Industries employee strategy being set up like the Geek Squad. The more you do and better you do it the better uniform you get.
AWG Industries = Average White Guy Industries ;)
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June 29, 2010 4:12 p.m. mattmacklind SuperDork
I'm sorry, I'm only interested in full-time pretend opportunities.
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June 29, 2010 4:16 p.m. Woody SuperDork
That sounds horrible...
Zatkin was paid 2,000 yuan (about $300) to fly, along with a couple of Russian models, to a small city in the central province of Henan where he delivered a speech for the grand opening ceremony of a jewelry store there.
I could do that.
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June 29, 2010 6:55 p.m. Appleseed SuperDork
But when they fire you, they crush you with a tank.
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June 29, 2010 7:24 p.m. NYG95GA SuperDork
I'm down with it. I'll even take night shift!
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June 29, 2010 7:44 p.m. tr8todd New Reader
Does being arrogant help?
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June 30, 2010 6:11 a.m. Jay Dork
Dang, I'm only 3/4 white. But I am exceedingly good at BSing people, and I'm in Asia a lot already...
