New and Used
Shopping for a new girl...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ff6806e133/new-used
NSFW
"Comes with a free luggage rack..." Priceless.
"And I gotta tell ya... there's some cigarette burns on the seat"
"I can't keep up with the maintenance on that."
A real classic!
Nice
"no emissions"
The dents were installed by the PO
Awesome
'No, they aren't the original equipment but they did some great work.'
"why is she crying?"
"she has no idea"
I must resist jokes about lubing up the rear end...
Somewhere, one of us is thinking about a tranny joke...
"Take a look under the hood..."
pinchvalve wrote:I must resist jokes about lubing up the rear end...
There was a comedy movie about adult drivers' education which had a really funny scene involving just that. I can't think of the name of it right now, dammit!
Curmudgeon wrote:pinchvalve wrote:I must resist jokes about lubing up the rear end...
There was a comedy movie about adult drivers' education which had a really funny scene involving just that. I can't think of the name of it right now, dammit!
Moving Violations, with John Murray (Bill and Brian Doyle's brother), Jennifer Tilly, James Keach and Wendie Jo Sperber. Wendie Jo was the woman in question for the scene you were thinking of, and Fred Willard was the owner of the car repair business she was at.
An Internet Classic:
For Sale: Can't afford to maintain anymore... Going to school. High mileage, worn out interior, loud, lots of modifications, used to be fun but now its boring, not very reliable, but stands up to a beating, test drivers welcome.
Best offer. Call Rob @ (905)822-XXXX, or if you want the car call (416)754-XXXX.