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  • Jan. 25, 2012 9:29 a.m. fasted58 SuperDork

    New and Used

    Shopping for a new girl...

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ff6806e133/new-used

    NSFW

  • DustoffDave

    Jan. 25, 2012 10:12 a.m. DustoffDave Reader

    "Comes with a free luggage rack..." Priceless.

  • nderwater

    Jan. 25, 2012 10:31 a.m. nderwater SuperDork

    "And I gotta tell ya... there's some cigarette burns on the seat"

  • neon4891

    Jan. 25, 2012 10:41 a.m. neon4891 SuperDork

    "I can't keep up with the maintenance on that."

  • Javelin

    Jan. 25, 2012 10:44 a.m. Javelin SuperDork

    A real classic!

  • Jan. 25, 2012 10:58 a.m. mistanfo SuperDork

    Nice

  • BBsGarage

    Jan. 25, 2012 11:04 a.m. BBsGarage HalfDork

    "no emissions"

  • Donebrokeit

    Jan. 25, 2012 11:44 a.m. Donebrokeit Reader

    The dents were installed by the PO

  • MA$$hole

    Jan. 25, 2012 12:10 p.m. MA$$hole Reader

    Awesome

  • Curmudgeon

    Jan. 25, 2012 1:16 p.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork

    'No, they aren't the original equipment but they did some great work.'

  • corytate

    Jan. 25, 2012 1:31 p.m. corytate HalfDork

    "why is she crying?"
    "she has no idea"

  • pinchvalve

    Jan. 25, 2012 2:31 p.m. pinchvalve SuperDork

    I must resist jokes about lubing up the rear end...

  • Appleseed

    Jan. 25, 2012 2:41 p.m. Appleseed SuperDork

    Somewhere, one of us is thinking about a tranny joke...

  • ST_ZX2

    Jan. 25, 2012 4:31 p.m. ST_ZX2 HalfDork

    "Take a look under the hood..."

  • Curmudgeon

    Jan. 25, 2012 4:51 p.m. Curmudgeon SuperDork

    pinchvalve wrote:

    I must resist jokes about lubing up the rear end...

    There was a comedy movie about adult drivers' education which had a really funny scene involving just that. I can't think of the name of it right now, dammit!

  • racerfink

    Jan. 25, 2012 6:41 p.m. racerfink Dork

    Curmudgeon wrote:

    pinchvalve wrote:

    I must resist jokes about lubing up the rear end...

    There was a comedy movie about adult drivers' education which had a really funny scene involving just that. I can't think of the name of it right now, dammit!

    Moving Violations, with John Murray (Bill and Brian Doyle's brother), Jennifer Tilly, James Keach and Wendie Jo Sperber. Wendie Jo was the woman in question for the scene you were thinking of, and Fred Willard was the owner of the car repair business she was at.

  • jrw1621

    Jan. 25, 2012 6:45 p.m. jrw1621 SuperDork

    An Internet Classic:

    For Sale: Can't afford to maintain anymore... Going to school. High mileage, worn out interior, loud, lots of modifications, used to be fun but now its boring, not very reliable, but stands up to a beating, test drivers welcome.
    Best offer. Call Rob @ (905)822-XXXX, or if you want the car call (416)754-XXXX.

 
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