I always thought that Phil and the Phlegmtones would be a good name. Or maybe Big Dick and the Moonbusters.
Unfortunately, most of the good band names have already been thought of... Bands like Ben Dover and the Screamers, The Hostile Amish, and everyone's favorite, Jehovah's Waitresses. There was also a band here in town that started out as Satan Tortilla, which later morphed into a band called Taco Diablo or something like that.
Back when I still played, the only two bands I was in that lasted long enough to actually have a name were Trampoline Dentistry and Illegal Detonation of Poultry.