Now you too can look like Brad Pitt or whomever your idol is.
Turn your idle belly into an idol belly.
No canoes here, you don't even need to paddle or work out to see instant results. Now you won't be ashamed to use your real picture in your avatar.
I must have this immediately! (flings money)
If you've seen me for real, you know that's true. 
I'm already beautiful. And smart. And humble. 
And if that doesn't work, you can always try this
I tried it, this is the best I could make myself look
Should I get a refund?
Zomby woof wrote:And if that doesn't work, you can always try this
That's hillarious!!
DrBoost wrote:I tried it, this is the best I could make myself look
Should I get a refund?
Get rid of that hat and try some of this:
I actually hope a lot of women see this and realize that true beauty is not what we see in still images everywhere.
Taiden wrote:I actually hope a lot of women see this and realize that true beauty is not what we see in still images everywhere.
But it is! I'd much rather look at a pretty woman than an ugly one.
Cry cry cry. "It's ok that I'm fat, celebrities are too, they're just photoshopped!"
Dude who made that ride a GS apparently, so that's cool.
DrBoost wrote:I tried it, this is the best I could make myself look
Should I get a refund?
Ron Howard's brother?
Yes.
Can I rub this stuff on my car?
