carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
1/11/12 3:12 p.m.

This E36 M3 really works

Now you too can look like Brad Pitt or whomever your idol is.

Turn your idle belly into an idol belly.

No canoes here, you don't even need to paddle or work out to see instant results. Now you won't be ashamed to use your real picture in your avatar.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon SuperDork
1/11/12 3:17 p.m.

I must have this immediately! (flings money)

If you've seen me for real, you know that's true.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 SuperDork
1/11/12 3:35 p.m.

I'm already beautiful. And smart. And humble.

Zomby woof
Zomby woof SuperDork
1/11/12 3:41 p.m.

And if that doesn't work, you can always try this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgcPHoitPrI

DrBoost
DrBoost SuperDork
1/11/12 4:39 p.m.

I tried it, this is the best I could make myself look

Should I get a refund?

DrBoost
DrBoost SuperDork
1/11/12 4:40 p.m.
Zomby woof wrote: And if that doesn't work, you can always try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgcPHoitPrI

That's hillarious!!

oldsaw
oldsaw SuperDork
1/11/12 4:43 p.m.
DrBoost wrote: I tried it, this is the best I could make myself look Should I get a refund?

Get rid of that hat and try some of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8

Taiden
Taiden SuperDork
1/11/12 4:50 p.m.

I actually hope a lot of women see this and realize that true beauty is not what we see in still images everywhere.

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
1/11/12 4:55 p.m.
Taiden wrote: I actually hope a lot of women see this and realize that true beauty is not what we see in still images everywhere.

But it is! I'd much rather look at a pretty woman than an ugly one.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut SuperDork
1/11/12 6:54 p.m.

Cry cry cry. "It's ok that I'm fat, celebrities are too, they're just photoshopped!"

Dude who made that ride a GS apparently, so that's cool.

Appleseed
Appleseed SuperDork
1/11/12 8:58 p.m.
DrBoost wrote: I tried it, this is the best I could make myself look Should I get a refund?

Ron Howard's brother?

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
1/12/12 5:53 a.m.

Yes.

Can I rub this stuff on my car?

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