Not that tool you pervert, this one:
http://www.amazon.com/Stanley-55-099-FatMax-Functional-Utility/dp/B000FCGS0Y
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March 16, 2011 2:02 p.m. Raze Dork
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March 16, 2011 2:25 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork
The FUBAR. That came out a few years ago, and I bought it just for the novelty of it. My friends call me "the sledgehammer mechanic" because I am not....gentle. Now I just show them my FUBAR!
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March 16, 2011 2:42 p.m. triumph5 Dork
Interesting that in the product description, I can't find anywhere why they chose, in print, "Fubar"...is this a copy of a tool someone else invented/marketed, and as part of the agreement was "Fubar"? ??
A couple of the local volunteer fireman carry them on runs.
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March 16, 2011 2:49 p.m. pinchvalve SuperDork
Too heavy for general destruction work IMHO (your wrist will die after a few hours) but for specific jobs they are kinda cool.
I have a BOHICA sledgehammer as well.
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March 16, 2011 2:58 p.m. Type Q Dork
pinchvalve wrote:
I have a BOHICA sledgehammer as well.
I'll have to remember to never to my back to you if we are near your tool box.
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March 16, 2011 3:01 p.m. DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
I nicknamed our sledgehammer "The Decision Maker"...
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March 16, 2011 3:04 p.m. Keith SuperDork
The bottom drawer in my toolbox is named "the drawer of last resort".
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March 16, 2011 3:06 p.m. Chebbie_SB HalfDork
pinchvalve wrote:
Too heavy for general destruction work IMHO (your wrist will die after a few hours) but for specific jobs they are kinda cool.
I have a BOHICA sledgehammer as well.
Dare I ask what a "BOHICA" is ??
I know what FUBAR is
And I have a BFH and a larger BAMFH....
That FUBAR needs sharpness added to flail ZOMBIES !! -
March 16, 2011 3:22 p.m. alex SuperDork
Keith wrote:
The bottom drawer in my toolbox is named "the drawer of last resort".
Mine is The Implement Drawer.
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March 16, 2011 3:26 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork
Chebbie_SB wrote:
pinchvalve wrote:
Too heavy for general destruction work IMHO (your wrist will die after a few hours) but for specific jobs they are kinda cool.
I have a BOHICA sledgehammer as well.
Dare I ask what a "BOHICA" is ??
I know what FUBAR is
And I have a BFH and a larger BAMFH....
That FUBAR needs sharpness added to flail ZOMBIES !!Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!
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March 16, 2011 3:27 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
I will take one BOHICA, and one FUBAR to go with my FOIG.
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March 16, 2011 3:32 p.m. SVreX SuperDork
How would you know what the name of my tool is? Perhaps it is named "Preminant Dominator", or "The Determinator".
Either way, I don't think I'll be confessing very soon.
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March 16, 2011 4:44 p.m. Donebrokeit Reader
This is a very good tool as I have used one here and there, as for my personal favorite it would be WILL he is a five foot (5') long pry bar and the reason I call it WILL is.
"Will it move or will it break"
Now by chance WILL cannot get the job done I also have a nine foot (9') length of fence pipe and it is called GODS WILL
And yes I have had to use both of the from time to time ,fords for the most part (dam air filters )
Paul B
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March 16, 2011 5:00 p.m. neon4891 SuperDork
Zombie survival tool was my first thought the first time I found one
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March 16, 2011 5:09 p.m. alex SuperDork
In reply to Donebrokeit:
Your comment aligns nicely with your username.
Speaking of, somebody hand me my Alignment Tool...
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March 16, 2011 5:23 p.m. alex SuperDork
Mine's called the 18" Annihilator.
http://www.amazon.com/Dead-AN18-18-Inch-Annihilator-Wrecking/dp/B001SEQH1I/ref=pd_...
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March 16, 2011 5:39 p.m. huge-O-chavez SuperDork
Mine is called a hootus.
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March 16, 2011 5:54 p.m. DaveEstey HalfDork
"Hand me the big berkeleyer"
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March 16, 2011 7:12 p.m. thestig99 Reader
We have the prybar, with one odd bend in it.
It's called the "Super Wonder Bar" according to the sticker.
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March 16, 2011 7:21 p.m. The_Pirate New Reader
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:
I nicknamed our sledgehammer "The Decision Maker"...
Nice!
Our sledge at work is known as "The Motivator."
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March 16, 2011 9:47 p.m. Gearheadotaku Dork
my sledge goes by "The Persuader" or "Plumbers little helper"
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March 16, 2011 9:59 p.m. stroker HalfDork
The Big One is the "Turbo Encabulator". The Small One is the BFH.
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March 17, 2011 4:08 a.m. thatsnowinnebago Dork
30" of Doom.
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March 17, 2011 4:20 a.m. novaderrik HalfDork
pinchvalve wrote:
Too heavy for general destruction work IMHO (your wrist will die after a few hours) but for specific jobs they are kinda cool.
I have a BOHICA sledgehammer as well.
Stanley tools, in general, are too heavy and cumbersome for continued use- tape measures, hammers, whatever.. they do make nice utility knives, tho, as long as you stay with the basic model and don't need to impress people with your big utility knife...
back when i used to build trusses (you know, the big wooden triangles that form the shape of the roof of a house that most people improperly call 'rafters'..), i saw a lot of new guys show up with matching Stanley "Fat Max" hammers (usually the big 28oz one) and tape measures that they bought at Wal Mart and thought were the mostest awesomest things ever. they couldn't figure out how i could swing my little 20 oz Craftman hammer (made by Vaughan/Bushnell for Sears) so much better than they could swing their mini sledgehammers for 12 hours at a time.. i can't think of a single occasion where i let a new guy try out one of my extra hammers that they didn't take their first paycheck and go buy one of their own.. sadly, Sears no longer carries that hammer, but the Vaughan 20oz fiberglass hammer is the same except for the contour of the rubber grip..
anyways, i'm sure someone makes a better version of the FUBAR that weighs half as much and has a better weight balance- like maybe Vaghan/Bushnell, who makes the best fiberglass hammers.
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March 17, 2011 7:02 a.m. Kramer HalfDork
My clawhammer is named "Mike." My ball peen is named "MC." My engine hoist is named "Fraiser."
