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July 16, 2008 1:10 p.m. belteshazzar Dork

http://jalopnik.com/398637/pre+owned-bmw-ads-now-completely-indiscernible-from-syp...
July 16, 2008 1:25 p.m. MiatarPowar Reader

This may be the best ad ever. Maybe.
July 16, 2008 2:40 p.m. Salanis Dork

Sex. Sells.
July 17, 2008 12:01 p.m. BobOfTheFuture New Reader

"you know your not the first"

to what? read that 12 year old a bed time story?!
July 17, 2008 1:22 p.m. carguy123 HalfDork

At first i thought WOW! and then I looked closer at the pic and realized she is 11 years old tops. Now I feel dirty.
July 17, 2008 1:26 p.m. Salanis Dork

Nah, she's gotta be at least 15.
July 17, 2008 1:44 p.m. Mental UltraDork

carguy123 wrote:

At first i thought WOW! and then I looked closer at the pic and realized she is 11 years old tops. Now I feel dirty.

In which case, you might be the first.
July 17, 2008 1:59 p.m. maroon92 SuperDork

15?

no way, she looks at least 17. still dirty.
July 17, 2008 2:11 p.m. Ryan9118 HalfDork
July 17, 2008 2:57 p.m. GSmith Reader

MiatarPowar wrote:

This may be the best ad ever. Maybe.

I dunno. I'm really partial to this TR7 ad. No question about legality either... http://www.gregorywsmith.com/images/TR7Ad.jpg
July 17, 2008 3:42 p.m. BobOfTheFuture New Reader

wow. now thats an ad.

haha! the man looks pissed- she is smudging up his car
July 17, 2008 5:19 p.m. GSmith Reader

It's from Symbol magazine... 1979, I think.

My dad got the magazine from his work; I'm pretty sure it's one of the reasons I still love the TR7.

Just imagine if Triumph had an advertising campaign like this for "the wedge" as soon as the convertible shipped?

The "Quick, before it's too late." is eerily prophetic.
July 17, 2008 5:22 p.m. DILYSI Dave PowerDork

carguy123 wrote:

At first i thought WOW! and then I looked closer at the pic and realized she is 11 years old tops. Now I feel dirty.

Ya'll must have some pretty hot 11 year olds in Ft. Worth.

She looks legal to me.
July 17, 2008 5:24 p.m. GSmith Reader

DILYSI Dave wrote:

carguy123 wrote:

At first i thought WOW! and then I looked closer at the pic and realized she is 11 years old tops. Now I feel dirty.

Ya'll must have some pretty hot 11 year olds in Ft. Worth.

She looks legal to me.

three words: Bovine growth horomone :)
July 17, 2008 5:27 p.m. Tim Baxter Online Editor

On a related note, I always liked this one:

But you kinda have to see it full-size to get the full effect.
July 17, 2008 6:40 p.m. yo vanilla New Reader

BobOfTheFuture wrote:

"you know your not the first"

to what? read that 12 year old a bed time story?!

hey, she reads at a sophomore level
July 21, 2008 6:00 p.m. GSmith Reader

Boy, this died quick. The link to my ad posting is live again though.

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