awkward canoe doesn't float too well
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Dec. 22, 2010 5:05 a.m. thatsnowinnebago Dork
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Dec. 22, 2010 6:03 a.m. Wally SuperDork
Here Comes Santa In A Red Canoe - by Johnny Kamano
Here comes Santa in a red canoe Paddling on a magic sea of blue With a stocking full of joy for every girl and boy Here comes Santa in a red canoe
Now he's coming got his eyes on you Jolly old Santa with a heart so true And a wiki-wiki smile for a happy hula isle (style) Here comes Santa in a red canoe
It's Christmas in Aloha Land On a sandy beach as white as snow And little children understand Santa Claus is on the go, go, go, go
Here comes Santa in a red canoe Paddling on a magic sea blue With a ho`omalimali Merry Christmas to you Here comes Santa in a red canoe
Source: Copyright Criterion Music Corp 1957, 58, 59
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Dec. 22, 2010 6:19 a.m. TRoglodyte Reader
Christmas Canoe whodathunkit? I feel more festive already, Thank you Christmas Canoe.
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Dec. 22, 2010 6:21 a.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager
Awesome. I killed the actual canoe, but didn't have the heart to kill Wally's Santa.
Margie
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Dec. 22, 2010 6:23 a.m. TRoglodyte Reader
YOU KILLED CHRISTMAS CANOE?
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Dec. 22, 2010 10:53 a.m. Tom Heath Webmaster
There have actually been a lot of seasonal canoes; definitely more than usual since Black Friday.
Christmas Canoe can join the stack of bodies. Burn, berkeleyers burn.
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Nov. 27, 2011 11:27 p.m. Gubby Reader
All your canoes are belong to us.

