I don't like my wife's aunt's dog. Any time someone goes near her house(me included) he goes berzerk with the barking. And if he gets half a chance he will bite you too.
Actually he is the perfect dog for a 96 year old deaf lady who lives alone.
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Nov. 30, 2011 2:08 p.m. Hal Dork
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Nov. 30, 2011 2:13 p.m. DrBoost SuperDork
I've never heard any Brian Regan bit that isn't hillarious. That guy is great, and he doesn't need to use foul language to be "funny".
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Nov. 30, 2011 2:47 p.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork
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Nov. 30, 2011 2:52 p.m. bravenrace SuperDork
I don't like all dogs, but in general I prefer them to humans.
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Nov. 30, 2011 3:31 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork
When I go to bed, my dog gets locked up in the house. If she barks and annoys someone during the night, that person will be me.
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Nov. 30, 2011 3:41 p.m. pilotbraden Dork
In reply to EastCoastMojo:
Thank you, I will be trying one of those.
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Nov. 30, 2011 3:44 p.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
EastCoastMojo wrote:
If my neighbor was using it outside, I would reprogram it as a fart machine.
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Nov. 30, 2011 3:50 p.m. pilotbraden Dork
In reply to N Sperlo:
I might try that as well
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Dec. 1, 2011 12:34 a.m. NickF40 Dork
yeah he manages to be hilarious and never use any "bad" words. If you get a chance listen to his "Native Birds" segment hahaha
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Dec. 1, 2011 6:48 a.m. Twin_Cam SuperDork
I've noticed that the first reply to a thread is often the one that sets the tone for the rest of the thread. The original post sometimes has very little to do with it. This is one of those threads.
And, I've made my opinion on dogs known in other threads, and Brian Reagan is hilarious. That is all.
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Dec. 1, 2011 7:18 a.m. Maroon92 SuperDork
Twin_Cam wrote:
I've noticed that the first reply to a thread is often the one that sets the tone for the rest of the thread. The original post sometimes has very little to do with it. This is one of those threads.
And, I've made my opinion on dogs known in other threads, and Brian Reagan is hilarious. That is all.
well, I'm just a negative nancy, so there!
I am an absolute dog LOVER. My little Basset hound is literally my best friend in the world. I don't often use the word, but I adore him. If someone told me they hated my berkeleying dog, I would probably punch them in the face...hard.
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Dec. 1, 2011 7:45 a.m. z31maniac SuperDork
Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats?
Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of...
Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?
Greg Focker: I...
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
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Dec. 1, 2011 7:53 a.m. oldsaw SuperDork
z31maniac wrote:
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
Sometimes dogs don't break; they get revenge:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=18299091&title=dog-shoots-man
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Dec. 1, 2011 8:15 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork
oldsaw wrote:
z31maniac wrote:
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
Sometimes dogs don't break; they get revenge:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=18299091&title=dog-shoots-man
Here is what that looks like. You're welcome.
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Dec. 1, 2011 8:20 a.m. z31maniac SuperDork
oldsaw wrote:
z31maniac wrote:
Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
Sometimes dogs don't break; they get revenge:
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=18299091&title=dog-shoots-man
It was a from a movie, geez.
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Dec. 1, 2011 8:34 a.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork
Ow.
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Dec. 1, 2011 9:01 a.m. Sky_Render Reader
How the heck does hating dogs make you an awful human being?
For the record, the only animals I hate more than cats are dogs and human children.
(That was a joke.)
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Dec. 1, 2011 9:15 a.m. Bobzilla SuperDork
I own dogs because I hate people.
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Dec. 1, 2011 9:56 a.m. z31maniac SuperDork
I hate everything and everyone.
No time for discretion.
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Dec. 1, 2011 11:09 a.m. DrBoost SuperDork
BTW, there's new Brian Regan meterial on YT!!
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Dec. 2, 2011 7:32 p.m. Maroon92 SuperDork
Sorry, had to revive this because I found this.
I didn't really trust poopy to begin with, but now I REALLY don't! [sarcasm]...it's probably the beard...
