SVreX wrote:If I'm not mistaken, I'm quite sure it is generally the BREAD that is buttered, not the CAT.
But if buttered cats are what you are into... whatever floats your boat.
No, no, no, floats your cat, not boat, cat. 
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Aug. 10, 2011 10:55 p.m. Toyman01 SuperDork
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Aug. 10, 2011 11:04 p.m. SVreX SuperDork
Duz they flotz?
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Aug. 11, 2011 7:42 a.m. 1988RedT2 Dork
neon4891 wrote:
Simple physics people, a cat has much more mass than a slice of buttered bread/toast, therefore the cat overpowers the bread.
Pffffftt! Just tie on more slices until an equilibrium is reached.
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Aug. 11, 2011 9:37 a.m. mad_machine SuperDork
so how do you catch a buttered cat? That sounds akin to a greased pig contest.. but with teeth and claws
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Aug. 11, 2011 11:30 a.m. Salanis SuperDork
mad_machine wrote:
so how do you catch a buttered cat? That sounds akin to a greased pig contest.. but with teeth and claws
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Aug. 11, 2011 12:16 p.m. Lesley SuperDork
You don't need to catch him. If you butter his paws, he stays home.
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Aug. 11, 2011 12:50 p.m. mndsm SuperDork
neon4891 wrote:
Simple physics people, a cat has much more mass than a slice of buttered bread/toast, therefore the cat overpowers the bread.
I would assume that would be the case, if the force exerted by the buttered toast was proportional to mass as the force exerted by the cat. I guess it would depend on how the force is exerted. I keep thinking back to magnets.
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Aug. 11, 2011 12:54 p.m. Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
mad_machine wrote:
so how do you catch a buttered cat?
Harpoon
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Aug. 11, 2011 1:14 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork
mndsm wrote:
neon4891 wrote:
Simple physics people, a cat has much more mass than a slice of buttered bread/toast, therefore the cat overpowers the bread.
I would assume that would be the case, if the force exerted by the buttered toast was proportional to mass as the force exerted by the cat. I guess it would depend on how the force is exerted. I keep thinking back to magnets.
Would the quality of the butter help? Real butter over margarin?
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Aug. 18, 2011 9:48 p.m. 4eyes HalfDork
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
mad_machine wrote:
so how do you catch a buttered cat?
Harpoon
Flamethrower
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Aug. 18, 2011 9:49 p.m. Osterkraut SuperDork
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
mad_machine wrote:
so how do you catch a buttered cat?
Harpoon
Harpoons are for hefty girls.
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Aug. 19, 2011 7:53 a.m. AngryCorvair SuperDork
mndsm wrote:
neon4891 wrote:
Simple physics people, a cat has much more mass than a slice of buttered bread/toast, therefore the cat overpowers the bread.
I would assume that would be the case, if the force exerted by the buttered toast was proportional to mass as the force exerted by the cat. I guess it would depend on how the force is exerted. I keep thinking back to magnets.
how do they work?
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Aug. 19, 2011 8:07 a.m. fasted58 Dork
In cat vs. buttered toast being equals in lore will cancel each other out. Cat will land on it's side or face/ butt plant perpendicular to the ground.
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Aug. 19, 2011 12:45 p.m. confuZion3 SuperDork
Salanis wrote:
RossD wrote:
A paradox: "This statement is false."
"Don't-think-about-it-don't-think-about-it..."
I LOVED that game!
"Oh, that Weasley. Killing him wouldn't be enough. I think I'll start him with a year in the incinerator. Followed by two years in the cryogenic chamber. Then, ten years in the chamber that I built where all the robots scream at you. . . . Then I'll kill him."
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Aug. 19, 2011 1:21 p.m. alfadriver SuperDork
pair o' docks?
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Aug. 19, 2011 1:22 p.m. alfadriver SuperDork
Or is that pair of ducks?
mmmm, duck breast.
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Aug. 19, 2011 1:24 p.m. alfadriver SuperDork
cat pair of ducks
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Aug. 19, 2011 1:40 p.m. doc_speeder Reader
I think I get it, but I think I have no idea what the hell most of you guys are talking about. Yet it is entertaining...
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Aug. 19, 2011 1:51 p.m. mad_machine SuperDork
Pair of Ducts?
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Aug. 19, 2011 2:06 p.m. fasted58 Dork
pair 'o foxes
