I was tasked to clean out a lab at work that has become a dumping ground for old furniture and files, I'm buying nice Stanley Vidmar cabinets and making it a lab again. I found five or six boxes of computer paper, some never opened, two are bundles with no box. It's the accordian type paper with the punched holes on each side. I threw them in the back of the Ranger after taping up the loose bundles to be donated to the local Day Care Center for the kiddies to color on.
So I'm headed north in the hammer lane doing the 75mph bumper to bumper Grand Prix, listening to Shawn Hannity and minding my business when I hear an explosion in back; I look in the mirror and see a stream of accordian paper making an escape! Bwahahahahaha! By the time I hit the blinker and try to get to the side, paper is all over the highway and there's no traffic behind me for 1/2 mile.
There's a truck stop 1/4 mile up the road, but it's also a State Police barracks, I slide inbetween two semis and arrange my load, everything was fine the rest of way home.
That's not funny.
