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  • Dec. 15, 2009 1:49 p.m. beaterworld New Reader

    Try typing car fail, or driving fail into Google. It takes forever. That's why this is below. if you can find something worse than this SLIM BUMPER FAIL, post it.

  • Kramer

    Dec. 15, 2009 2:06 p.m. Kramer HalfDork

    Please, please, please! Nobody feed this troll!

  • cwh

    Dec. 15, 2009 2:10 p.m. cwh SuperDork

    Beaterworld = failfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfail

  • suprf1y

    Dec. 15, 2009 2:13 p.m. suprf1y Reader

  • JeepinMatt

    Dec. 15, 2009 2:45 p.m. JeepinMatt Reader

    beaterworld wrote: Can anyone say FAIL?

    Why, I don't know, let me see.

    Ffff... Ff... Fflll.... Flapjacks!

    Well E36 M3, I suppose I can't

  • DirtyBird222

    Dec. 15, 2009 3:56 p.m. DirtyBird222 Dork

    why don't they just ban this guy? I freakin posted a link to vote for NASA's next satellite name twice on ls1tech and got a permaban...this guy post the most useless, un-entertaining, jibber jabber ever.

  • Snowdoggie

    Dec. 15, 2009 5:31 p.m. Snowdoggie HalfDork

    They need to give this guy his own column.

    But somehow I think he already works for the magazine.

  • DirtyBird222

    Dec. 15, 2009 6:14 p.m. DirtyBird222 Dork

    IP check is the easiest way to figure this one out.

  • 4cylndrfury

    Dec. 16, 2009 6:31 a.m. 4cylndrfury Dork

    holy jeebus suprf1y, I bow down to your inspirational poster finding skillz

  • Snowdoggie

    Dec. 16, 2009 11:17 a.m. Snowdoggie HalfDork

    His stuff sounds lame on the first reading, but if you analyze it further you can see the deeper meaning.

    It's existential. Sort of like listening to Miles Davis.

  • mad_machine

    Dec. 16, 2009 11:36 a.m. mad_machine PowerDork

    I am fairly exitential... but I do not get this guy's meaning

  • Dec. 16, 2009 11:41 a.m. mndsm Reader

    I don't know, I find Beaterworld somewhat amusing. While the posts contained within the threads created are somewhat useless, they have sparked some interesting discussions. The one about the 'vert Versa ended up being a short conversation on how the Toyota Yaris is wicked good at autocross in the right hands....... that seems to fit the bill to me. Other times, it's just REALLY fun to post random stuff in the threads.

  • DirtyBird222

    Dec. 16, 2009 11:49 a.m. DirtyBird222 Dork

    Snowdoggie wrote:

    His stuff sounds lame on the first reading, but if you analyze it further you can see the deeper meaning.

    It's existential. Sort of like listening to Miles Davis.

    "If pissing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis."

  • Snowdoggie

    Dec. 16, 2009 12:26 p.m. Snowdoggie HalfDork

    DirtyBird222 wrote:

    Snowdoggie wrote:

    His stuff sounds lame on the first reading, but if you analyze it further you can see the deeper meaning.

    It's existential. Sort of like listening to Miles Davis.

    "If pissing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis."

    If you shove an electric bass in your pants right afterwards, electrocute yourself and record it, that's called jazz.

  • ClemSparks

    Dec. 16, 2009 12:32 p.m. ClemSparks UberDork

    "A bear in his natural habitat...a Studebaker" --Fozzie Bear.

  • 4cylndrfury

    Dec. 16, 2009 1:21 p.m. 4cylndrfury Dork

    DirtyBird222 wrote:

    Snowdoggie wrote:

    His stuff sounds lame on the first reading, but if you analyze it further you can see the deeper meaning.

    It's existential. Sort of like listening to Miles Davis.

    "If pissing your pants is cool then consider me Miles Davis."

    OOH. That was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go

    ha ha I love that movie:

    Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really...Stop looking at me swan!!!

    OH NO it's one of those flaming bags again!
    Don't put it out with your boots, Ted
    Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman !! [ stomps the bag with his boots anyway ]
    OH NO its poop again!!!
    *He called the e36m3 "poop" ha ha ha*

  • Marjorie Suddard

    Dec. 16, 2009 1:23 p.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager

    Are all you people drunk?

    Margie

  • mtn

    Dec. 16, 2009 1:28 p.m. mtn SuperDork

    Marjorie Suddard wrote:

    Are all you people drunk?

    Margie

    No, but I do have a bottle of unopened Kahlua from about 1974 within arms reach...

  • cghstang

    Dec. 16, 2009 1:29 p.m. cghstang Reader

    Marjorie Suddard wrote:

    Are all you people drunk?

    Margie

    They all read your Ho.Ho.Ho. thread.

  • 93celicaGT2

    Dec. 16, 2009 1:30 p.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork

    mtn wrote:

    Marjorie Suddard wrote:

    Are all you people drunk?

    Margie

    No, but I do have a bottle of unopened Kahlua from about 1974 within arms reach...

    You're "aging" a cream-based coffee liquer? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • aircooled

    Dec. 16, 2009 1:30 p.m. aircooled SuperDork

    Beaterworld is kind of the Sarah Palin of GRM...

    ...initially it seems like he has some interesting suggestions and things to say, but ultimately there really doesn't seem to be anything of substance there....

    [duck]

  • Snowdoggie

    Dec. 16, 2009 1:37 p.m. Snowdoggie HalfDork

    aircooled wrote:

    Beaterworld is kind of the Sarah Palin of GRM...

    ...initially it seems like he has some interesting suggestions and things to say, but ultimately there really doesn't seem to be anything of substance there....

    [duck]

    Wouldn't that make Sarah Palin the Miles Davis of the Republican Party. No appearant substance, but when you go deeper, there is that woman in mukluks putting your Learjet up for sale on e-bay.

  • Adrian_Thompson

    Dec. 16, 2009 1:58 p.m. Adrian_Thompson Reader

    Serious Question, has anyone ever been banned from GRM?

  • Marjorie Suddard

    Dec. 16, 2009 2:16 p.m. Marjorie Suddard General Manager

    In reply to Adrian_Thompson:

    Yup. There have been some epic and not-so-epic banninations, but I'm not sure being merely unfunny or scatterbrained qualifies. After all, I'm still here.

    Margie

  • Snowdoggie

    Dec. 16, 2009 2:21 p.m. Snowdoggie HalfDork

    Marjorie Suddard wrote:

    In reply to Adrian_Thompson:

    Yup. There have been some epic and not-so-epic banninations, but I'm not sure being merely unfunny or scatterbrained qualifies. After all, I'm still here.

    Margie

    You mean you don't ban for drunk posting?

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