I respectfully request those captioning the Batman photo in the "hotlinked" thread to cease and desist. (I've always wanted to say that.) They are not following the tenets governing that thread.
I hearby submit an example for you to consider.
"I believe I'd like the strained carrots, please."
Keep the captions and photos comin' folks.
(This could feasibly become a postwhore's delight.)


"I'd love to, ladies, but unfortunately I'm more machine than man now..."