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  • integraguy

    Dec. 28, 2011 5:21 p.m. integraguy SuperDork

    BBC-News reports that the clergy of 2 different religions are facing off against each other in Bethlehem...with brooms. Both religions claim that the area surrounding the site of the Nativity are their property.

    In this vein, what would you "suggest" world leaders use when opposing each other "on the field of honor"? (Nuclear bombs are not allowed.)

  • Dec. 28, 2011 5:25 p.m. fasted58 SuperDork

    ... n I thought it was about witches

  • vwcorvette

    Dec. 28, 2011 5:26 p.m. vwcorvette HalfDork

    lego guns

  • ransom

    Dec. 28, 2011 5:32 p.m. ransom Dork

    Rubber chickens, in keeping with the degree of dignity appropriate to most world leaders.

    Or maybe fish.

  • SyntheticBlinkerFluid

    Dec. 28, 2011 6:23 p.m. SyntheticBlinkerFluid Dork

    vwcorvette wrote:

    lego guns

    Damn Skippy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrBW-nnRm1Y

  • JoeyM

    Dec. 28, 2011 6:36 p.m. JoeyM SuperDork

    ransom wrote:

    Rubber chickens, in keeping with the degree of dignity appropriate to most world leaders.

    QFT!

  • N Sperlo

    Dec. 28, 2011 7:02 p.m. N Sperlo SuperDork

    Wagon warfare: And biological warfare:

  • redrabbit

    Dec. 29, 2011 7:53 a.m. redrabbit Reader

    Thats turf warfare.

  • MrJoshua

    Dec. 29, 2011 8:28 a.m. MrJoshua SuperDork

    Dance Battle!

  • ReverendDexter

    Dec. 29, 2011 8:56 a.m. ReverendDexter SuperDork

    I concur with MrJosh... dance fight.

  • pinchvalve

    Dec. 29, 2011 9:02 a.m. pinchvalve SuperDork

    How about a "Yo' Momma" insult battle?

    "Yo' Momma Mary is so poor, she had to put spinners on her Donkey!"

  • ReverendDexter

    Dec. 29, 2011 9:11 a.m. ReverendDexter SuperDork

    You mamma's so fat, she meets minimum class weight requirements before she gets in the car!

  • N Sperlo

    Dec. 29, 2011 9:25 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork

    Yo moma' so fat she sat on a wainbow and skittles popped out!

  • ransom

    Dec. 29, 2011 9:33 a.m. ransom Dork

    Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped out in the street, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas...

  • N Sperlo

    Dec. 29, 2011 9:52 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork

    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party.

  • Trans_Maro

    Dec. 29, 2011 10:04 a.m. Trans_Maro Dork

    Yo momma so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back.

  • Trans_Maro

    Dec. 29, 2011 10:05 a.m. Trans_Maro Dork

    Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

  • N Sperlo

    Dec. 29, 2011 10:08 a.m. N Sperlo SuperDork

    Yo momma so ugly when she was born her momma said "what a treasure." Her dadda say "Yea, lets bury her."

  • Jay

    Dec. 29, 2011 10:18 a.m. Jay SuperDork

    Aww, yo mamma fight!

 
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