I usually say "let's get this road on the show".
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Aug. 25, 2010 5:58 p.m. Platinum90 SuperDork
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Aug. 25, 2010 5:59 p.m. RX Reven' Reader
Fake...fake...fake...come on stupid brain, don't fail me now.
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Aug. 25, 2010 7:13 p.m. John Brown SuperDork
I don't care IF you can think outside of the box, I am still NOT going to let you out.
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Aug. 26, 2010 8:47 a.m. ReverendDexter Dork
John Brown wrote:
I don't care IF you can think outside of the box, I am still NOT going to let you out.
Oh man, the whole "outside the box" thing. Listen buddy, you don't get to tell me about thinking outside the box 'til you prove to me that any thought at all is happening inside the damn box.
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Aug. 26, 2010 8:52 a.m. Platinum90 SuperDork
Regarding advertising, I have always said that "there is so much thinking outside the box, that the truly creative people have gone back to thinking INSIDE the box."
Don't worry, you can use that one.
(If I recall correctly, P71 coined some phrase about skittles and toilets regarding NASCAR)
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Aug. 26, 2010 4:59 p.m. slantvaliant HalfDork
I keep thinking outside the wrong box.
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Aug. 27, 2010 11:30 a.m. EastCoastMojo SuperDork
After watching a small child stare into the bike shop window, slowly scraping his tongue up the glass and he looked at all the bikes inside, I changed our open sign message to read, "Please don't lick the window".
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Aug. 27, 2010 12:59 p.m. stuart in mn SuperDork
BradLTL wrote: "That is some jackassery there"
Makes me think of the famous Kurt Vonnegut quote: "I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
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Aug. 30, 2010 6:52 p.m. 4eyes HalfDork
You can lead a horse to drink, but you can't make it water.
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Aug. 30, 2010 9:27 p.m. SyntheticBlinkerFluid New Reader
I lately have been saying when I think somebody is being an idiot "They need to be punched in the face"
Or if somebody gets on my nerves enough (or I think they're being an idiot) "I hope they fall in a well"
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Aug. 31, 2010 2:54 p.m. spitfirebill Dork
After years of kinda getting kicked around in life, my dad would say "Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow".
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Aug. 31, 2010 2:58 p.m. oldsaw SuperDork
Platinum90 wrote:
(If I recall correctly, P71 coined some phrase about skittles and toilets regarding NASCAR)
Actually, he didn't.
But it's OK to let everyone here think that!
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Aug. 31, 2010 10:04 p.m. egnorant Dork
That'll test your frosticles!
Comment on the death glare from SWMBO upon the announcement of an impending golf outing.
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Aug. 31, 2010 10:08 p.m. Streetwiseguy HalfDork
Beat it like a rented mule.
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Aug. 31, 2010 11:10 p.m. Platinum90 SuperDork
oldsaw wrote:
Platinum90 wrote:
(If I recall correctly, P71 coined some phrase about skittles and toilets regarding NASCAR)
Actually, he didn't.
But it's OK to let everyone here think that!
I know, I am just perpetuating the mystique that is P71...
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Aug. 31, 2010 11:37 p.m. Luke SuperDork
Platinum90 wrote:
I know, I am just perpetuating the mystique that is P71...
Some say, he trounces GT3 911s in an ex-cop car, and that he's perfected time travel, using nothing but an old AMC and some plutonium.
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Sept. 1, 2010 12:09 a.m. grimmelshanks HalfDork
some say that south american tribes climb to the tips of pyramids to sacrifice gremlins to p71 such that he will grant them a good rain season and thus a plentiful harvest
