This is a moment in my life that I will possibly will never get again. I have approval by my girlfriend to buy a car! Yes. No need to hide it from her, lie that I'm going to buy a gallon of milk and come back with a racecar on a dolly. This, to me, is like Moses parting the Red Sea to a second hand Craigslist beater.
Problem: Nobody will respond to the ads'! I've called, emailed, sent smoke signals, messenger pigeons... You name it, I've tried it. What happens when The Warden changes her mind? Why won't they respond?!?!!

