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  • JG Pasterjak

    Feb. 12, 2009 1:20 p.m. JG Pasterjak Production/Art Director

    captainzib wrote:

    I'd let her shift my gears.

    I'd like to put my "penis" in her "vagina."

    jg

  • gubby

    Feb. 12, 2009 2:29 p.m. gubby New Reader

    / Just what the hell is that supposed to mean?

  • NYG95GA

    Feb. 12, 2009 2:37 p.m. NYG95GA Dork

    PHeller wrote:

    muscular or not I'd rip the hell out of that...

    She'd throw you around like a ball. Don't try it.

  • atlantamx3

    Feb. 12, 2009 6:08 p.m. atlantamx3 Dork

    EastCoastMojo wrote:

    I'd like to see the stig do a spread like that LOL.

    You know how I know you're gay?

  • Salanis

    Feb. 12, 2009 6:13 p.m. Salanis UltraDork

    Well, there's always the Stig lounging by the pool with his girlfriend:

  • Feb. 12, 2009 6:14 p.m. ncjay New Reader

    All I know is that I'd like to have the opportunity to be sick of putting up with her crap.

  • EastCoastMojo

    Feb. 12, 2009 6:14 p.m. EastCoastMojo Dork

    atlantamx3 wrote:

    EastCoastMojo wrote:

    I'd like to see the stig do a spread like that LOL.

    You know how I know you're gay?

    I'm gay? LOL that's a new one on me.

    Thanks Salanis, now THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout!

  • maroon92

    Feb. 12, 2009 8:48 p.m. maroon92 SuperDork

    AtlantaMX3...ECM has X chromosomes....

  • bigtoed

    Feb. 12, 2009 10:05 p.m. bigtoed New Reader

    She's cute, but I'm a bit jaded(I work at an amusement park on the beach on the West Coast close to Laguna Seca, not sure if I should mention it by name). As for putting up with crap, I married a cute one with personality, and still have a little bit o crap to deal with after 18 years(Wife was reading over shoulder, but the ole ball and chain is gone now). Can't judge without being in her shoes i suppose, it would hurt my feet, and I would be cranky. (best t-shirt on the walk I've seen "I'm not a gyno, but I'll take a look")

  • Type Q

    Feb. 13, 2009 12:15 a.m. Type Q HalfDork

    bigtoed wrote:

    (I work at an amusement park on the beach on the West Coast close to Laguna Seca, not sure if I should mention it by name).

    The one in Santa Cruz?

  • jpod999

    Feb. 13, 2009 12:33 a.m. jpod999 Reader

    Type Q wrote:

    bigtoed wrote:

    (I work at an amusement park on the beach on the West Coast close to Laguna Seca, not sure if I should mention it by name).

    The one in Santa Cruz?

    Beach Boardwalk!

  • Wally

    Feb. 13, 2009 2:12 a.m. Wally UltraDork

    AngryCorvair wrote:

    Wally wrote:

    You're entitled to you're opinion. It wouldn't kill her to have a sandwich and maybe smile now and then.

    Wally, i can't recall ever disagreeing with you, but i'm going to have to throw the WTF flag regarding the sandwich. This is not a skinny chick with ribs and clavicles and bony elbows sticking out like some hollyweird skank. And unless you're thinking of feeding her a breast implant sandwich, I'm just totally lost on this comment.

    I'm just saying I like a little more bulk. I'm a bit on the heavy side and I'd hate to have to worry about breaking anything our having her come apart like a cheap chinese inflatable

  • PHeller

    Feb. 13, 2009 6:16 a.m. PHeller Reader

    Cheap inflatable what?

    I could imagine riding with her on a nice relaxing weekend. "DARLING SLOW DOWN YOUR SCARY THE SH T OUT OF ME!"

    I'd feel like she was wearing the pants. At least in the car.

  • Jensenman

    Feb. 13, 2009 7:22 a.m. Jensenman UltimaDork

    Wally: Put her on top. Let her run the show. As long as the end result is the same, what do you care?

  • walterj

    Feb. 13, 2009 7:27 a.m. walterj HalfDork

    I'm not sayin' I wouldn't hit it but really, I'd just be doing it to get Megan Fox jealous... and if I came out of a store to find her sitting on my hood in those heels I'd be just as likely to slap the piss out of her.

  • Feb. 13, 2009 12:12 p.m. spitfirebill HalfDork

    Wow, this is tough crowd.

    So how do you think she stacks up against AJ Foyt, personality-wise?

  • fifty

    Feb. 13, 2009 1:35 p.m. fifty New Reader

    She may be good lookin , but she's no Bea Arthur.

  • nutherjrfan

    Feb. 13, 2009 10:36 p.m. nutherjrfan New Reader

    i'm waiting for tnt to shut up about the rookie game and start the SI show already. 11.30 guys, read the schedule. sheesh.

  • jde

    Feb. 13, 2009 10:56 p.m. jde Reader

    fifty wrote:

    She may be good lookin , but she's no Bea Arthur.

  • joey48442

    Feb. 13, 2009 11:13 p.m. joey48442 Dork

    JG Pasterjak wrote:

    captainzib wrote:

    I'd let her shift my gears.

    I'd like to put my "penis" in her "vagina."

    jg

    Isn't that where babies come from...?

    Joey

  • Supercoupe

    Feb. 13, 2009 11:23 p.m. Supercoupe Reader

    that'll buff right out..

  • EastCoastMojo

    Feb. 16, 2009 3:54 p.m. EastCoastMojo Dork

    I have a new wallpaper

  • pete240z

    Feb. 17, 2009 8:44 a.m. pete240z HalfDork

    JG Pasterjak wrote:

    captainzib wrote:

    I'd let her shift my gears.

    I'd like to put my "penis" in her "vagina."

    jg

    so we deleted the "poop" thread and are allowed to leave this?

  • John Brown

    Feb. 17, 2009 8:51 a.m. John Brown MegaDork

    Not allowed, but rather blessed by...

    PHeller said:

    I could imagine riding _ her on a nice relaxing weekend. "DARLING SLOW DOWN YOUR SCARY THE SH T OUT OF ME!"

    edited for context

  • Gearhead_42

    Feb. 17, 2009 8:53 a.m. Gearhead_42 Dork

    pete240z wrote:

    so we deleted the "poop" thread and are allowed to leave this?

    We can use big-boy words around here. I've known them since I was 3, at least.

    Hang on, I need to go pee-pee, be right back.

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