I am a vegetarian. Let it be known that, if you are stupid enough to try to eat my metal hook which is attached to an obvious plastic string, you count as a plant.
It's for the benefit of your species, really.
That is all.
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Oct. 28, 2010 3:15 a.m. Jay Dork
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Oct. 28, 2010 3:27 a.m. grafmiata Dork
Dear deer,
I am a carnivore. Let it be known that, if you are stupid enough to wander past me in my day-glo orange coat which is attached to an obvious gun, you count as a venison stew.
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Oct. 28, 2010 5:53 a.m. 914Driver SuperDork
Dear Cheerleaders,
Uhhhh, nevermind.
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Oct. 28, 2010 6:18 a.m. 924guy Dork
914Driver wrote:
Dear Cheerleaders,
Uhhhh, nevermind.
there went another keyboard....
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Oct. 28, 2010 6:48 a.m. Toyman01 SuperDork
924guy wrote:
914Driver wrote:
Dear Cheerleaders,
Uhhhh, nevermind.
there went another keyboard....
and monitor and most of the paperwork on my desk.
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Oct. 28, 2010 6:59 a.m. bravenrace Dork
Other than the first post, this is starting to look like a great thread!
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Oct. 28, 2010 7:04 a.m. RossD Dork
grafmiata wrote:
Dear deer,
I am a carnivore. Let it be known that, if you are stupid enough to wander past me in my day-glo orange coat which is attached to an obvious gun, you count as a venison summer sausage.
Dido. (With a fix)
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Oct. 28, 2010 7:07 a.m. 93celicaGT2 SuperDork
914Driver wrote:
Dear Cheerleaders,
Uhhhh, nevermind.
Go on.....
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Oct. 28, 2010 7:21 a.m. 16vCorey SuperDork
93celicaGT2 wrote:
914Driver wrote:
Dear Cheerleaders,
Uhhhh, nevermind.
Go on.....
I think the follow up letter would start, "Dear Penthouse Letters,"
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Oct. 28, 2010 8:08 a.m. Powar Dork
914Driver wrote:
Dear Cheerleaders,
Uhhhh, nevermind.
Funniest E36 M3 I've seen so far today. A+.
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Oct. 28, 2010 7:06 p.m. wbjones Dork
Cherokee definition for vegetarian : bad hunter.....
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Oct. 28, 2010 7:29 p.m. HiTempguy HalfDork
16vCorey wrote:
93celicaGT2 wrote:
914Driver wrote:
Dear Cheerleaders,
Uhhhh, nevermind.
Go on.....
I think the follow up letter would start, "Dear Penthouse Letters,"
Jackpot, giggity gig.
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Oct. 28, 2010 7:56 p.m. mndsm Dork
Dear Cows- I love you guys. You make milk, butter, cheese, steak, cheesteak, and leather and suede for the seats in my cars, and shoes for my feets. Thanks for being awesome.
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Oct. 28, 2010 8:10 p.m. JoeyM Dork
Jay wrote:
I am a vegetarian. Let it be known that, if you are stupid enough to try to eat my metal hook which is attached to an obvious plastic string, you count as a plant.
It's for the benefit of your species, really.
That is all.
Dear people,
I am not a vegetarian. If you are kind of enough to dangle your toes in the water, they count as a snack.
Thanks,
The fish
